Damn, that’s intense. Guess she’ll die another day then.

we’re still very much in the research phase of this new era of sex speedrunning

One of the issues might have been that they didn’t want to pay anyone residuals.

But isn’t that one of the things about that particular show? I know the movie showing have a strong tradition of audience participation. 

I was confused for a second why that game is named “AAA Clock” until I realized with that naming it would appear at the very beginning of an alphabetical search. 

That feelng is “scaroused.”

Blessing in disguise. They wouldn’t have had the faintest idea what to do with her.

It’s fascinating how the A.V. Club fails to mention that there is enormous cultural prejudice against those of African descent in China.

When my kid was 5 she clumsily articulated Nietzche's Eternal Return idea, which still fucks me up. 

“Imperialism...was underrated...”

“Wario, if he appears, may fart.”- The last words of Queen Elizabeth the Second.

They actually get paid by the thrust, multiplied by an industry standard friction coefficient.

If it doesn't also replace MJ with Miss Piggy, what's the point?

They’d already spent their drug budget. Not their fault these guys showed up late. 

I’m sorry, saying “rear entrance” violates the “Don’t Say Gay” bill, please turn yourself in

This is a very good commentary.

a semi-popular youtuber made a video essay on the world of shipping/anti fanculture and had to preemptively delete her twitter account because she knew she would receive abuse for it.

I wondered at that too. They're called "Metric", not "U.S. Standard Weights and Measures", eh.