It's only allowed if you get papal consent.

Pearls Harbor.

I’m amazed he doesn’t have a popped collar!

I had to make a last minute trip to Dubai last year. couldnt find a decent flight anywhere online. Out of sheer desperation I called the local travel agent. Got a decent price and managed to get a 2 day layover in England for a surprise visit to the parents.

Soundwave, obviously.

I wonder how specific the license is. Once you have the license are you good to sodomize all you like until it expires? Or more of a specific number of times? Would each person involved need a license or just the sodomizer? Would the other sodomizee need a separate license to be sodomized?

It’s impolite to speak with your mouth full.

“I’m not a heartless, child-kicking racist. I have a heart. Sure, it’s shriveled and black like a lump of coal, but it still counts.”

Any recomendations for something similar for a windows phone? Does anything even exist for it?

No mention of kicking...

Most importantly, is the unreachable door at the bottom of th pool?

obviously.

SNOPES IS JUST AN ANAGRAM OF OBAMA!!!!!!!!

Your post is awesome and so are you.

He's just looking to get the Game of Thrones demographic locked.

Not a USB. It’d take you 3 tries every time.

Put it back in! Put it back in!!

Pan Handler Games.

I think the only solution is for the naked, painted ladies to fight the costumed furry guys for control of Times Square. Either way I'm not going near the place.