A new impression of Kavanaugh, that has only emerged over the past week or so since he started defending himself against these accusation is, he’s not some great a legal scholar. His entire defense seems to be I was such a perfect choir boy in school it is ridiculous to believe these accusations. I didn’t want him…

I don’t think there is a “right” photo for a sexual assault survivor really.

Her statement is hard to read, and, importantly, incredibly specific and damning. She mentions other witnesses willing to speak, she’s worked in the government for years and holds multiple security clearances, and she submitted a sworn affidavit.

I had cake for my 50th birthday. It was great.

STOP. There are like .04% of people in this world who can pull this off. I swear to fucking God, y’all! I’m irrationally angry about this bullshit.

She makes it look good!

Regardless of whether he attempted to rape a woman, or lied to congress about it, I just don’t want the man who organized his life like this to be on the Supreme Court. And kept it? Something’s not right.

Except those three weeks in May when he was grounded for god knows what reason*.

So he’s got this calendar all ready to go, but none of the documents Democrats asked for relating to his tenure as a judge. Sure. Okay.

I lost my sense of taste earlier this year for a couple of months. As far as I can tell, it was due to a dental treatment that occurred the day my taste fled. Later that evening, we were eating pizza and I kept saying “God, this pizza is so bland.” and my family was looking at me like I was nuts.

Wel-p, now I know what I’m doing on my 50th birthday; not jumping out of a helicopter into the Grand Canyon

would kavanaugh allow this as evidence in a case over which he was presiding? lol jk jk jk no because this is absolute bullshit. it holds up just about as much as the calendar i fabricated in 1994 to show my orthodontist that i was, in fact, wearing my headgear every single night when really, i never even wore it…

I think if we’re being honest, even if he did write “Rape girlz at party,” it still wouldn’t matter.  They’d just retreat to the “youthful indiscretions--which he confessed to his calendar!--so we shouldn’t ruin his career blah blah” defense.

McConnell described Mitchell as a “female assistant”

It took a Comedian (I believe Trevor Noah) to ask the only appropriate question regarding this evidence....becase all the lawyers on the SJC dont’ have the balls to ask it:

“Judge Kavanaugh, would you accept this piece of evidence as a credible defense in any criminal proceeding you’ve ever overseen?”

This calendar shows that Kavanaugh’s never been a man who makes good decisions; he went to Grease II and recorded that fact for posterity!

Is this for real?

This is supposed to be a calendar from the 80's but doesn’t have this drawn on it? FAKE CALENDAR! Sad!

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