If the Secret Service hasn’t picked out a code name for him yet, well, I think we have a winner.

That was way harsh, Tai, but I agree the plans for this wedding are ridiculous, and it is all Andrew and Fergie pushing because they think their daughters should be a bigger deal than Meghan and Kate because they are princesses of the blood. They aren’t even working Royals

Andrew and Fergie need to stop trying to make their kids a thing when they’re the bargain basement scraps no one likes.

Her show would get huge ratings.

I hate myself for clicking on this article.

I love Jack Brooksbank's grandmother.

They certainly don’t clean themselves

I am extremely upset and disappointed with myself because I KNEW what this was gonna be and I CLICKED ANYWAY. 

If your penis looks like that last mushroom...you really, really need to go to the doctor.

There’s a fungus among us.

OMFG. Ten bucks says he’s now going to use that effing Presidential Alert thing to send us all dick picks to show us how big and presidential it is. 

This is going to get to him bigly.  She could have written that his presidency is the worst thing to happen to America since 9/11.  She could have written that his wife is hideous looking and braindead.  She could have written that he is a grade-A asshole and dumber than a nutless squirrel.  She could have called his…

Is it theoretically possible for a woman to lie about sexual malfeasance, and thereby frame an innocent man? Yes. Exhibit A: Emmett Till.

I’m so sorry that happened to you and I hope that teacher is busy roasting in hell.

I posted this elsewhere but I’m reposting it here because it bears repeating:

They may be more right than they realize. A good marjority of women have suffered degrees of violation at hands of men known and unknown, often multiple times. I have had the misfortune of three. So either there is a super prolific minority of men, or there is a pandemic. Republicans have done their favorite trick…

You don’t get it - that would be tantamount to admitting they were wrong about something. And modern conservatism has only one guiding principle at this point - “Never back down, never admit fault, and never say you were wrong. EVER.”

I think of all of this, the thing that astonishes me the most is that they’re willing to go to these lengths to defend Brett fucking Kavanaugh. Like, seriously, GOP, throw a rock at any gathering of lawyers and you are likely to find someone just as conservative, just as unprincipled, and probably twice as qualified.…

Yes boys will be boys, and it was good boys like this piece of shite who just made a few “wholesome mistakes” at school.

It’s never understandable. He would’ve been at least 15-16 at the earliest so he damn well knew what he was doing.