Sorry if this was already said, but may the odds be in none of their fucking favor.

i dont know what i was trying to say here

Mmmmmmmm. Buttery males.

Mmmmmm butter emails.

There is no other way for me to say this; you sacks of shit better head out and vote in November.

Melancholy?

One country, compelled by capitalism, by free people, with a vision, said we’re going to do this. Yet revisionist actors in Hollywood then preach to us that it was a human achievement, and American had nothing to do with it?” 

I still don’t understand how Get Out didn’t win best picture.  It was clearly the best picture that year. 

Sad thing is this is probably happening quite often. Not simply because of groups of Met officers being authoritarian pricks (they’re the most hated Force for a reason) but because this is the logical endpoint of government cutbacks to other services.

This is absolutely horrific and terrifying; the police acted in retaliation to her helping a minor during a search. She did nothing wrong, but the Met police have essentially sanctioned the police officers’ actions. No country can claim there is no blue wall of silence and intimidation that uses its power and…

You’re absolutely right and I refuse to watch any new Mia Farrow movies until this is addressed.

*checks IMDb*

Well, this will be easy.

Fucking hypocrites.

Ted Cruz is a phony, revolting quasi-human who has probably never had an authentic conversation in his life, but I will not stand for you disparaging the good name of soup.

you magnificent bastard

Later, the GOP tweeted out a sketch of Ted Cruz when he was a hottie.

In order to make myself feel better about my body, I just repeatedly tell myself that my body would have been the archetype of feminine beauty during the Renaissance.

IKR? With all the money her husband supposedly has, why can’t she afford a decent bra?

Dear Salty Waitress - should I violate the boundaries of a customer who has so little interest in getting to know me that she hasn’t even told me her name?

Meatloaf IS terrible. It is meatballs in brick form so you don’t get the crispy outsides.

Dear Salty Waitress: How do I conduct basic human interaction?