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We lose Bourdain and get stuck with her.

Seconded. Call her ass out when she says something ignorant, sure. This is craven and gross.

Wow, I don’t know if it’s the recent turnover in writers, but more and more I find myself really surprised at the tone of Jezebel’s articles. This is extremely unnecessary, and I hope you’re never confronted by something like this when you ultimately lose a loved one.

You know what, I don’t get outwardly pissed at Jezebel or individual writers very often, but this whole article and it’s not-so-subtle subtext is horrible. It’s disgusting and y’all should be ashamed.

She can be both a rapist and someone who has been raped herself. They’re  not mutually exclusive.

No. Stop. Don’t.

Argento seems less and less likable as time goes on. Her being a piece of crap doesn’t mean Harvey Weinstein isn’t a rapist though.

“Is it even legal to refuse us” Jesus Lord, are you serious? And 15 pounds is not a small dog. I have small dogs (5 pounds, 8 pounds). I tried an empty dog friendly patio once, never again.

I love dogs, I’ve had dogs all my life, but a lot of people don’t like dogs and some people are allergic to dogs. Stop being an entitled jerk and leave your dog at home. He’ll be there when you get back. Dogs don’t belong in stores, on planes, and certainly not restaurants. And you can all take your bullshit…

“Why can’t my dog sit just outside the restaurant patio?”

Let me be the first to say:

Uggghhhhhhhnnnnfff. This is why I hate it when people say, “Women should be in charge of everything.” Nope. Women can be shitty too.

They should just write about it. They’re responsible for reporting what happened, not how people choose to use it. Victims can be abusers and abusers can be victims. That is the no-spin, messy reality.

Well that's a pretty shitty take. 

I’m an old who was glued to the Watergate hearings when I was a precocious pre-teen and I remember it well. What I’ve been hearing since 45 took the oath makes all that look like nothing, it is getting worse by the week and still we have most of the house and senate with their heads in the sand (or up their asses) and…

Excellent point. Needs more of this:

He needs to be in a tank top and something like bike shorts and show as much skin as the women. Or put the women in black pants and white T-shirts. Nice to have a guy but nice is not enough. The women are much more sexualized than he is. 

Licking each and every single one of them.  Giving them a good tonguing before depositing them into a bag with all the thermodynamic properties of a nun’s gusset at a Daniel O’Donnell concert in the middle of a July thunderstorm...

Not so fast. Trump in a duel would be awesome. Who should he cross pistols with?