I have to say, I don’t think anyone in England has given it a thought. No one seems to be able to remember what day it’s on and the answer is always (“same day as the FA Cup Final”). We’re not getting a Bank Holiday for “the spare” so there’s not much to get excited about

God I was OBSESSED with Elyse’s livejournal back in the day. She also spilled a lot of tea about filming ANTM (that was the first time I’ve ever used that phrase so apologies if I used it incorrectly). I miss her. :(

Your middle of the middle degree makes whaleshit look like stardust to a Cooley grad. 

I love pretending that I don’t have any idea what an Eagle Scout is when I go back to visit family in Utah. It is hilarious to listen to people try to explain why I should be impressed by this gender exclusionary accomplishment.

Didn’t Christian Sirano come from Project Runway?

I kind of feel like if the Mormon church is distancing itself from you you’re probably on the right track...

So, they were willing to stick with the BSA through decades of highly publicized sexual abuse scandals and coverups by scouting leadership, but allowing gay leaders and female scouts is a step too far? Okay.

yeah, well, then she should have went on The Voice, and had successful careers like that one girl, or that dude, or that other girl.

Maybe Kanye designed it.

The Kardashian-Jenner man-picker is collectively broken, and they seem to only be with garbage humans and egomaniacs. Of COURSE Kylie wouldn’t sleep with Tim Chung—he’s an attractive professional man with no hugely messy and very public back story.

Who gives a rat’s fart about the identity of Kylie’s baby daddy? I mean, adorable baby, but if she says it’s was sired by Travis Scott—fine.

If I didn’t know the dude wasn’t dead, I’d swear the guy who illustrated the Scary Stories books came up with that poster.

Clearly a tie-in with “This Is Us,” where Crock Pots around the world suddenly become self-aware and start indiscriminately killing off humanity. The estimated run time for the movie is 6-8 hours, or 3-5 hours on HIGH.

NO ONE lives in a perpetual state of Christmas morning like Avenatti

Most conservatives believe GeoCities was the pinnacle of graphic design.

I know that the peaceful exchange of power is imperative and we need to organize for the mid-terms and 2020 to fix this shit, but if Obama attempted a violent coup, I’d totally join the resistance at this point.

No, it won’t, because Kim is playing Trump like a fiddle. They’re going to get South Korea all on board the Peace Train, then balk at the last minute unless the U.S. completely withdraws from the peninsula. You think the South Koreans won’t kick us the curb the next morning? Also, does anyone really believe Kim will…

Sorry but, Musk and Grimes together looks fucking stupid af. Them together at the Met Gala looks like an uncle taking his niece, who’s going through a rough patch as she enters puberty, out to a fancy red carpet event because Elon promised his sister he would do something nice for her after she loaned him money and…

It’s Barbara Bush cosplay and I want to burn it to the ground.

It is truly a Herculean feat to make that woman look so incredibly out-of-style and even a bit dowdy. The hair is baffling to me as well.