I knew somebody would understand my pain. Thanks buddy.

Every time I drink a lot I wake up in the morning not feeling that great, no idea why. Can’t wait to collect the check that’s due me and my family for our suffering.

...can we use the term Japs, or will some Jalops need to cower in a safe space when reading your post?

I loved the South Park episode about redefining “fag”

I always thought “Fag” meant “an inconsiderate person who rides a Harley Davidson around and ruins everbody’s nice time.”

I am with you.

“Because we’re Jalopnik, dammit! And if it doesn’t have Miata Tesla in the title, it shall therefore be MEH!”

Thank you!

“The beefy Ram seems to have busted its ball joints, tie rod and probably many other suspension and steering components, because those front wheels seemed to have been in no way connected.”

“The all new 2017 Honda Ridgeline. For the effeminate male”

Cunt is the word I think you’re looking for

Another Tesla post?

Sweet civic bro

Are these models in the sense that I could purchase one or models in the sense that someone hand crafted each individual part and pieced them together.

I’m a lifelong progressive, I know damn well that Curt Schilling is a halfwit bigot, and I was quite pleased when he finally got canned. I’ve always like your work, and for what it’s worth, I’m a USF alum too. But your take on this seems remarkably naive.

Sure, programs are edited for length all the time, but you can’t…

To me, the Diablo will always be the definitive Lamborghini. But my absolute favorite is the Murcielago SV, in orange, with that gorgeous wing and those stupid decals. It’s just perfectly Lamborghini (even though it’s partially Audi). Felice 100 compleanno Ferruccio!

I hate Snapchat. I always have and always will. Since I’m on a rant, I hate Vine too.

Wait, is this Jalopnik or Gizmodo? For a minute there I thought I was reading an Alissa Walker article.

I love Clarkson’e writing. And as for pissing people off, well those people would do well to remember that everything he says is for entertainment value and to not take it seriously.