Yes, let the record show these men are white! Crucial point to convey the meaning of the story!

It's not about them running. It's their criminal records at such a young age. The world lost nothing with their deaths.

Most of them are still trying to figure out how they can email a rock.

“Organizers persuaded Olivia to let Prince play. For Prince, the initial attraction was the chance to share a stage with Tom Petty. “It was an honor to play with him,” Prince said later. “’Free Fallin” is one of my favorite songs.””

For me it’s always Little Red Corvette. That song is just unbeatable but to each his own.

RIP

Their shared use of flying buttresses behind the cabin, LED running lights, and wheels that are round do suggest some serious collaboration.

Because in the absence of a gun, no violence and absolutely no deaths would have occurred! Yeah, buddy! You are so smart! I am 100% right there with you, buddy, an idiot with a desire to hurt someone is going to stop if you take his gun away! <3

Let’s get this out of the way first. I’m not much of a bandwagon rider when it comes to things that are built simply to generate hype. I haven’t attended a Transformers movie premiere since high school and I don’t give an aerated turd about the next season of Game of Thrones because I’ve never seen it, nor do I care…

Jesus Christ man we get it. Eat at Arby’s.

At least it isn’t that bitch that called her car “Brad.”

You must have been the slow kid in school.

Jeep Wranglers are pieces of shit on the road and are really only suitable for offroad use, but Jalopnik doesn’t shit the bed whenever a sorority girl drives one to Starbucks. So why doesn’t it work the other way around?

The cops must have been practicing nabbing Wambachs with their T-16s back home.

Liar

Gawker can get rid of Hamilton Nolan tomorrow so we know it’s not a prank

My favorite part was when she fell on her face.

Worst forum shit storm ever seen? Easy. Go to any thread on Gawker or Jezebel, make a comment where you might appear to not be a left wing liberal nut job. You could tell them the sky is blue. However, if they even THINK you are a Republican (even if thats not the case), not only is the sky NOT blue, but you are an…

Gawker media had three good things:

I want to see a Batman movie where someone just shoots him in the fucking mouth.