This dude sounds insufferable. I hope he steps on Legos every morning.

Chicks with Dicks: The Best of Both Worlds.

His dad is more of a classic GM guy “pursue your enemies with your Tempest and terrify them with your Storm.” - Psalm 83:15

Their shared use of flying buttresses behind the cabin, LED running lights, and wheels that are round do suggest some serious collaboration.

Correct. Instead it will be called: Tesla Model 3 P100D ludicrous mode II: The Two Towers Extended Edition.

I think he’s referring to the millennial trend of putting ones genitals through the hole in a chain link fence. Bragging rights if they don't fit.

Except his wife amirite

After market AC?

Your wife? Lol. Sorry, couldn't resist.

Because we don’t throw “all their issues aside”

If you think a Chevette would reliably get you from A to B, then you didn't own back in the day.

People who buy new are the greatest people on the planet. I love them for taking the depreciation hit for the rest of us.

SCION! TC! SCION! TC!

The entire rear end of this car is an automotive design war crime. Awful.

Yes! A highly reliable SUV.

Hell, I always wanted to be a gastronomer.

obligatory