"Ladies of Negotiable Affection." With monogrammed thermoses, saved (and waived!) bread, and "And eat all of your bread!" BCO is just filled with quotable quotes!

He was too thousand and late.

The cool thing is, this also works as a Phish setlist.

I worked at Outback Steakhouse for a long time, and I remember my manager kicking two customers out on the spot, forcibly removing their dinner plates from in front of them. There had been a couple seated nearby (regulars there, sweetest people in the world), who just so happened to both be blind. And they would…

When I was moonlighting as a bartender, a liver fluke came into the joint, slopped down in a corner booth and snapped his fingers to get a cocktail waitress.

Karen Milton:

EXCUSE ME, I AM WEARING DIOR.

WHAT IS THAT ABOUT? I work at a school, and I found a poop in the staff bathroom. Like, right *in front* of the toilet, on the floor. How does that happen?

Update: Mike Tyson Elected Mayor of Toronto

He's crashed more Beef and Beers, Firehouse auctions and 4th of July parades in small town Delaware than anyone. If you live here and haven't met him yet, you don't get out much.

I'm from DE, a state with maybe 25 people in it, so I know Joe personally, and he is just as dope IRL.

I want Joe Biden to be my dad and give me inspiring talks straight out of a '90s family sitcom.

This is why Joe Biden is my fantasy internet boyfriend. He gets so much shit for gaffes when 99% of the time, he's the smartest and most compelling guy in the room. Of course he would say this. Of course. I love him so much.

You know I really really want to feel for them because a bad launch for a console does indeed stink in a country that is often a major player of the product involved but I just can't. Microsoft did so much terrible garbage before it's launch and after where it pretty much said whatever to some of these markets on…

All of NYC is a glorified toilet. The PA is like an old pube stuck to the rim with some dried piss.

"Well that's a relief"

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