Thanks. I really appreciate that. It was one of the toughest things I've ever done.

Oh crap, I just posted the same thing.

During one of my first jobs, I was having some major car troubles. Money that I was saving for school had to go towards fixing the car (so that I could keep working). A girl I worked with couldn't understand my problem. She asked, "Why don't you just get your parents to buy you brand-new car?"

2011 has been quite the year. I used up all of my vacation time to attend funerals. I broke up with a girl that I was madly in love with, because she treated me like shit. I started online dating, and discovered a lot of girls are interested in me. And now, most recently, I've found that those same girls are only…

And yet you're here posting on the kotaku forums.

Autism isn't a license to be an asshole. The kid would need to know that what he just did is not excusable. Not letting him go on a trip (at which point he'll just play video-games while everyone is away, which in his mind would mean he got away with awful behavior), and sending him to his room certainly won't get…

She's not too bright either. Take away his X-Box. Also, no television. Also, also, internet only when it's absolutely necessary due to homework, at which point it will be closely monitored.

Simulation.

Never met 'em.

I've specifically been leaving Cicero alive so that I can kill him when I have a particularly bad day. Damn he's annoying.

Most of my memories go along the lines of, "I remember the time when I cooked dinner for the Emperor, while wearing almost no clothes."

He got the cockroach vote. They're for the apocalypse.

"There will be no references to Project Runway because that shit is sacred."

But it sounds comically bad, I think, is the point.

Give Bane subtitles. The people who can understand Bane can feel like they're better because they can understand him. The people who read the subtitles can feel smarter because they were reading during the movie.

Yup. Just make it easier on him and say what it is that you want. Sometimes your subtle hints are too subtle.

His approach sounds like an awesome movie, but I'd want a different director to do it. Fincher and Spider-man don't really mix.

Hindsite = 20/20

So true.