We mock America far more than we mock Quebec. Honestly, not a single day goes by where I don't hear a number of jokes about Americans. It's actually quite deeply engrained into Canadian culture. We're given so much to work with!

He was likely offered a good amount of cash.

Buying two pairs of shoes is expensive. Advantage.

Being single fucking sucks. Just thought I'd share that.

This is so great. :D

Recently I started online dating. I always figured I wasn't very attractive to women. Personality-wise or physically.

"...we both evolved to survive long periods without decent food."

Those were pretty basic movements she was doing, but they were done SO well. Very impressive.

Yeah, because one post constitutes being bitter all day and holding in anger. I have some ideas for your Christmas gift.

The internet is where I go for therapy. Let me lay down on the couch and tell you all about my problems...

My ex came EXTREMELY close to cheating on me. It hurt like hell, but I decided to stick with her. As time went on I found that I never really let go of that pain. Even now, trust is an issue.

In other news, babies are cute.

I suppose it's good to see Alyx Vance found work, what with the extremely long hiatus of Half-Life 2: Ep 2. On the other hand, I'm not a big fan of her work.

The maintenance on that entire system must be a bitch.

I want those socks.

And as thanks, she would then have to do him, get pregnant, get married, and wash dishes. Ah, the good old days.

On the other hand, when she gets that 3 o-clock phone-call, we know Bachman will squeal like a little girl and excitedly pick up the phone!

My general rule is that if a girl asks me out, barring the physical inability to go out with her, I will accept the invitation. Such behavior needs to be encouraged! It's not very common though. The closest most girls get is making suggestive statements about spending time together. Why not take the guess-work…

This. This right here.

Yeah, I was just joking. You're right though, a company probably won't invest equipment in someone who's not going to use it.