Personally, I would love to have a standing desk. But you know what I would love even more? A chair at my desk. I have one already though, so I guess I'm already set.

I may soon be expecting a significant raise at work for saving them so much money due to my good health.

Your workmates hate you. Y'know, I didn't want to be the one to tell you, but then you had to go and pull that comment out of your pocket.

Or he can keep raking in gobs of cash.

So they're blaming someone else because they gave a bad quote on a job? If you get screwed and they didn't pay you, that's one thing. If you said you could do it for a certain amount of money and it wound up costing more, that's on you.

Are there even any asian people in Hollywood?

I lose a lot of feeling when wearing a condom. This guy saying he would last longer without a condom sounds like bullshit to me, especially if he only lasted a couple minutes with a condom.

No, John Conner must live up until at least 1994. After that he can get hit by a car or trip down some stairs or something. No biggy.

For me it was a very distinct moment when I knew, "It's done." Thank God it was a good experience too, because my previous experiences with simple kissing were all deeply traumatic ones that made a mess of me for years. I'm sure it still affects me. That one good experience though, changed a lot.

Can't talk Fallout, must play Skyrim.

And then there's this option...

So true. After I had sex it didn't seem to matter anymore that I was ever a virgin. It was always on my mind, and then it just didn't seem to matter anymore.

Kudos to this lady.

I agree. GO TEAM VENTURE!

Yeah, perhaps, but on the other hand these people can brag that they made Lindsey Lohan freak out. In the end, think it's probably worth it. Who knows? Maybe this'll even teach Lohan some type of lesson.

I think the real question is, why WOULDN'T there be bloodied rubber hands lying around a morgue?

Because it's funny. I think that's why people do pranks. For the lulz.

Please, don't give this coverage. Don't encourage this.

What is that from? I need to know now!

I want to see it absorbing energy.