@BettyCrocker: No no. Send it. Definitely send it. If you don't send it, then it was just wasted thoughts of the cosmos.

@Pope John Peeps II: "I have a masters in English..."

@GaddafisTentPitcher: Well, the cover letter does serve a purpose. People don't have time to check your references and the references of everyone else that applied. The cover letter is a quick way to weed out the really stupid people who can't write a cover letter.

First paragraph: Indicate the job you're applying for.

A friend and I have been getting into hot yoga lately. It's a really positive part of my life right now. Please don't show stuff like this again. It makes me feel weird about it.

@dougfresh: Haha. Ohhhh, I would love to play that dude. With cheese like that, he must have played at least 2000 games in order to get the 1000 random win achievement. That's still 166 hours of play if every game were just 5 minutes. That's 7 days of his life right there.

YEAH! HELL YEAH! *fist pump*

That's bullshit. When I go to work at the office, I don't use a chair. I fucking squat. It's more cost-effective for the company. I'm a team player!

I wonder how many games of Starcraft you have to play to really be called an addict. I mean, there's these achievements in there to win 1000 games as terran, zerg, protoss, and random. Assuming, say, a 55% winning ratio, that would well over 7000 games you'd have to play. Each game takes around 20 minutes. That's…

@Kyonkochan: That picture is AWESOME!

@Helis: You should be weirdly aroused.

The snowball dude should have stayed at her place. When her and Frank got back, she might have been into a devil's three way...

I'm happy to say that the girl and I have been completely sober every single time. Now if only I could get her to stop keeping me a secret from her friends and family...

@Dr Emilio Lizardo: Well ultraviolet shows them the paint that's worn away, so obviously the bows, arrows and staffs were made entirely of paint.

@DocHobo: A friend and I always joke about how the song Liar, Liar by The Castaways is the perfect length in that it always keeps you wanting more.

I went to an ambient music show once without a notion of what to expect. It took a while to settle into what I was listening to. While most of it wasn't very good, there was one half-hour song a guy did that almost made me cry from the memories it had drummed up.

@Cupids_Hitman: EXPLANATION!

@Cupids_Hitman: Ohhhh, ok. Heard someone else call him the Braid dude. Oh well. GUYBRUSH!

@skillmore: Of course it is. See? He's talking to that Braid dude about Big Whoop.