Jon Lovitz was also omitted.

Oh man. If you can get maraschino cherries made with actual maraschino liqueur (Look for Luxardo brand, though others undoubtedly exist and are also delicious), they are like night and day to the day-glo garnishes. THAT you wanna put on ice cream. And yogurt. And eat straight from the jar.

You can't argue with someone who doesn't understand plurals. Excuse me, someone who don't understand plurals.

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Of course there's a perfectly good explanation. Two of them in fact: we make assumptions based on people's race and we also treat the homeless with less compassion or humanity than stray animals.