I broke my arm when I was 13. When they took off the cast, my tendons had healed a little too tight. I found out that I could throw a baseball incredibly fast. I got signed to a major league team and did really well closing out games. I eventually reinjured my arm later in the season and had to retire. But I’ll always…

I hope you burn in hell.

Everything they ever did is fucking trash. Worse than the Eagles.

Arizona is Arians Nation!

I gotta give it to her. She’s smart in the sense that every white, blonde, former Sorority girl, communications major dreams about becoming the next Erin Andrews or Sam Ponder only to end up working as a Pharmaceutical Rep, or in Marketing. She realized hey Ann Coulter has remained unchallenged as a right-wing hot…

America truly is a great country. The Deadspin staff’s new ambition is for Tomi Lahren to disembowel us.

Joseph MCarthy? G. Gordon Liddy? Himmler? I mean she has a type.

“24? Too old.”

I’m pretty certain they’ve also had Craig James, who killed five hookers while at SMU, on that network as well.

Can’t

CTE is real, folks.

I was honestly prepared for them to do that with mine, but I guess I didn’t fail epically enough. I think I’m okay with it?

“I don’t.”

Show off. This isn’t how things should be done.

“they’re not attacking the neighboring lords peasants over rights to the local stream, are they?” - We are talking about Russia here, so that’s entirely plausible.

Haha, you wouldn’t die fighting as a knight, you’d die fighting dressed as one.

“Boopie doopie doopie-doop...sex.”

Annie’s Boobs: So well known, they got their own spin-off.

I love you Annie’s Boobs!