As long as we’re talking about Cowherd, sure.

Giant greenhouse meets Noah’s Ark meets Bird Abattoir

Go home, hug her, find your smile, and all is right in heaven.

Dear 2016: Get fucked. Nobody likes you.

BOO! :(

Fuck you 2016.

RIP

“Also Russell Wilson is still the lamest form of Black Ned Flanders.”
That sounds pretty good to me lmao!

People in Chicago are indeed suffering. Have you seen the Bears?

“And I’ll tell you another thing,” Lynch said, “New Girl might be the best damn show on television.”

I’m going to assume that anyone watching the third quarter of a Chargers-Vikings preseason game is already voting for this stupid stadium plan.

Chaps are, by definition, assless.

Pretty much explains the first divorce.

This is so true. The 2k series of NFL games were almost perfect and every Madden since has been a pale, sad imitation. 2k3's first person perspective mode is still my favorite.

Can we discuss how one saves his virginity for a second marriage?

Nightowel is any fabric within reach that you can grab when you’re about to climax.

Las Vegas Nordiques. Get ahead of it from day one.

Nighthawks would be a respectable outcome, otherwise I agree. No need to step on the toes of existing franchises (Blackhawks and Kings, who of course badly outrank Knights).

I thought a “nightowl” was someone who stayed up late. Do they mean the same thing?

Look, if you’re going to incorporate Knight into the name, then there’s only one choice here...