Well, it’s a good idea if you happen to be allergic to certain gasses in the praxis range of the spectrum. If the gas is present, the celery turns purple. And when that happens, you can just eat the celery — if nothing else, it’ll be good for your teeth.

That guy was the biggest joke. Had some of my family in Jackson, TN scared though. 

I heard Shelbyville used to be called Morganville, back when nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them

Future Katherine Legges in the making!

I am so happy I slid into this universe this week. All the news has been so amazingly uplifting.

We get it, Mr. Corntette, now go badmouth AEW on a podcast.

Its only politics when the Republican snow flakes are confronted with their evil policies. 

For what it’s worth, I know a lot of attorneys who came out of law school with six-figure debt making sub-50 grand salaries. 

‘You can’t even beat your man. Just shut up and watch me.’

Kubricks Shining is to Kings Shining as Johnny Cashs Hurt is to Trent Reznors Hurt, IMO.

The proposed combination would create the world’s worst global automaker, preeminent in terms of recalls, production variation, problems and lemons, benefitting the companies’ executives at the expense of customers. The combined business would sell approximately 8.7 million pieces of crap annually, would be a world…

Subject (and strange choice of target for scorn) aside, this isn’t even an article. There’s no through line, no theory, no point you ever get to. It’s just a collection of quotes from people with no underlying theme to hold it together. What was your conclusion after listening to all these interviews and podcasts?…

They put the Bloomin’ Onion in charge??

Well played, Trevor Noah. Allow me to compliment you in MY languge: “The Daily Show was better under Jon Stewart”.

I think we will see the entire show is about the redemption of Michael. The four humans are just a nice byproduct of the redemption.

I resent this article. Earthworm Jim IS AWESOME.

I’m gonna confess here that I’ll miss the Ben McAdoo Giants.

That Kim Possible.... 

This joke is older than Danny Almonte was during the 2001 LLWS.