Am I the only one who doesn’t give a shit what Kaepernick does? Why do we even still play the anthem before games anyway?

Even the Bengals think this was ridiculous, and they let Andre Smith hold out until midseason his rookie year.

Counterpoint: “We’re so poor, we’re trying to haggle with our top draft pick. Of course we need you to pay for our stadium.”

How would you like to be the human resources professional tasked with delivering THAT sexual harassment training?

Why does San Diego need a retractable roof, though? For that 15 minutes a year it rains in San Diego, the geographic equivalent of a golden retriever’s personality?

That’s an insult to Randy Quaid, and he’s suffered enough already.

No one’s watching that game when it counts, why the hell would anyone watch it as an exhibition?

There’s no way he’s worth cheese money. It’s probably square chopped ham.

There will be a large settlement paid quietly on the contingency that he vanishes into thin air non-professionally until Jan. 21, 2025.

It had several titles. First it was “To Be Announced,” then it was “CNN Live,” then it was “Anderson Cooper 360 re-air.”

Only until DC’s comics sales start to flag, then they suddenly become the Las Vegas Batmen for a few months.

Wait, I thought Seattle’s football team was the Sounders?

I thought that was going to be Phoenix?

The best bet is to go down to the fish section of the native species list and go with “Las Vegas Crappies,” which will describe both their fan support and the quality of the team’s play.

I never understood YTMND, and after reading this, I realize that there was nothing to really understand.

Because how can insurance and pharma executives possibly survive not making wildly inflated salaries driven by ludicrous revenue from overcharging for medicine?

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Politically, he’s about as radioactive as Chernobyl’s basement and therefore unemployable. I’m betting he’s worth a ham sandwich at this point.

He and Michael Vick should have a TV show. I’d watch the “Carlos Danger and Ron Mexico Hour.”

Exactly. The Clinton Foundation is objectively a well-run charitable organization putting its funds to good use. The optics of it are entirely separate from the fact that it’s actually helping people who need help.