I hate people who bring their babies with them on planes.

I like how the crux of the article is how she forbade rape, but then you read it and it's not even true?

Oh I missed that. Best wedding I went to had a 7 minute ceremony. Because they are booooooooring.

The placement of the copy leads me to believe that this will actually be printed on the apron itself. If that is indeed the case, I'll take one.

hot chocolate with baking cocoa powder is a thing. you just make it into a paste with a little water and a lot of sugar first. it's a legit thing, I swear. I make it that way too.

I'm so sorry. ...but not really, because this tale is priceless.

Personally, I'm hoping they pee on the bride. I suspect some of the poor bridesmaids are side-eyeing this as hard as we are...

Divorce in less than three years — my prediction, based on violation of decent language such as the unironic use of "man of my dreams," "storybook wedding," and "my dream wedding."

Six years ago my then 3 year old son saw the Santa version of the snowman pan in the catalog and asked me to get it. I did because I was 7 months pregnant and felt guilty about this being his last Christmas without a sibling. WORST DECISION. First, the fancy ass decorations in the catalog were done with fruit…

Drew! How did you miss THIS http://www.williams-sonoma.com/products/delbe… people love paleo! lets give them a knife with no handle so they can butcher themselves like real cavemen!

This is just asking for someone to get shit on.

i'm v. confused. why are they carrying corgis instead of flowers?? also, instead of throwing the bouquet away to the bridesmaids, will she hurl a Corgi?? i need answers plsss

Like you're ever going to get your cakelets to break free of the pan cleanly...you'll end up with a bunch of cakelet bottoms and scratched pans from trying to pry that shit out of there with a fork.

We're all hoping the corgis pee on the bridesmaids, right? I mean, that would make this all ok.

if i hear the word 'artisanal' in relation to kitchen equipment, i'm going to lose it, i swear

The peppermint bark IS amazingly delicious and better than just about any other peppermint bark I've found from any other place.

Evidence? Probably not.

This sucks for those of us who were counting on bagging ourselves divorcées.

Wow, what an asshole you are. Does this make you feel more justified in posting that major spoiler and then being completely unapologetic about it?

REALLY crappy to put a plot point in a title. Give it 24 hours at least. Not impressed by your edginess to other commenters either; just apologies and change the title.