I think that mustache did the job just fine, but I guess his family somehow missed it.

Anyone who refers to women as females as in "I love females." ensures my mind will slam shut to anything they have to say.

Other things that aren't real: Ghosts, the Ghostbusters.

I like it. "Oh, I'm actually wearing Dior Haute Couture under this burlap sack. But I don't want THE MAN to know about it. No, you can't see it either. Just trust me, I'm fabulous."

You mean the privacy of pictures you voluntarily took yourself and chose to share with everyone publically? So, you want everyone to know you loved the mimosa you had at brunch yesterday but you're pissed that...they know...you like...mimosas?

I always figure, hey, if marketers want to show me stuff I might like to buy, then good. I like buying things I like.

"What is privacy again?"

This is not creepy. It's simple market research and makes sense. And your photos are in the public domain. Go private if you want.

Privacy: not sharing your pictures on a public medium.

LOL, they're gonna get a lot of pictures of my pets and the weird close-up shots of half-full beer glasses I take when I'm drunk. Good luck, marketers!

Holy shit, I have chills racing up and down my entire body right now. I wish deeply and fervently that this was a start to some "catfished Halloween series" on Jez, because it is fucking terrifying.

I do appreciate the relationship the ancestral Native Americans had with animals

It's almost like they can't possibly acknowledge the existence of some sort of middle ground between "Murder tastes good!!!" and "Omg, all the animals are like little people that we must protect and love like our own children!!!".

Did he say he doesn't care where his food comes from anywhere in this post? I must have missed it.

My grandparents met at a bar.

That scotch egg - without a breath of sarcasm - looks fucking amazing.

That's fair. I'm sure she's lovely. I guess I'm not like oh, she's a QUEEN because she's cool and capable. I expect that out of most women anyway.

The kicker is men are more likely to be targeted with violent assault. They are also more likely to be murdered.....Widdling it down to rape prevention (when most rapes aren't traditional stranger rapes to start with!) is bizarre.

Violent rape is a deliberate crime, there is no popular cultural institution in this country preaching apologetics for violent rapists. Yes, rape culture is a huge fucking problem and non violent rape can be every bit as damaging and predatory, but it is a culture problem. Violent rapists are willful criminals. They…