If someone started clapping when I was walking by I would be afraid they were mentally ill and/or I'd start looking around to see if I accidentally stumbled into some street art performance.

The teeth are to keep it from getting out of the snake's mouth, if it's still moving. They're like tire spikes in a parking lot.

I agree. Last night I went on a rant about how "IF MY PLANE GOT DIVERTED BECAUSE OF SOME ASSSHOLES FIGHTING OVER A SEAT BEING RECLINED I WOULD PUNCH SOMEONE OUT", and then I realized that we should all be fucking pissed at the airlines. We are paying for that discomfort and it is fucking ridiculous. They've got us…

Preach. I am 5'4 and do not typically recline my seat, so I don't really have a dog in this fight. But what makes the whole argument so odd for me is that it's almost impossible to make an argument for either side without sounding like a hypocrite, mainly because no matter which side you come down on, it comes down…

Once I had a woman on a flight try to recline her seat but couldn't get it to work. She kept trying & slamming her chair into my already cramped kneecaps. After attempt 6, she peered around the seat to see my eyes filled with HATEFIRE.

Ugh, this annoys the crap out of me as well. All that the "all women are beautiful" line does is underscore the fact that beauty is considered essential to a woman's worth. No, not all women are beautiful (just like not all men are beautiful), but that shouldn't matter.

Ugh, I hate that kind of pandering. All women/people are not beautiful. Are conventional norms absurdly narrow? Yes. That doesn't mean that we're all beautiful. Which is good, 'cause there are a hundred other attributes that need their time in the sun.

All women are beautiful...

Now I feel like a loser for not having 100 friends. :-(

Dear All People,

OMFG, CLITTY LITTER.

They don't even have it that hard! After a few years your kid learns to clean up its own shit. My cat's never going to gain those faculties!

Yeah, I understand why it's obnoxious to the mom, but I can see the other side of that issue too. Are childless people just supposed to endlessly nod and say, "Oh, yes, you have it so hard. Nothing I have ever done could ever compare to what you do," over and over again?

ok, I feel like all I do is comment about VS sport bra stories on Jez (how many of them have there been already?!?), but as an actual 36DDD owner of many Knockout by VS sports bras, these bras are amazing! They're supportive enough for running/spin class, and coverage enough that I don't even wear a shirt anymore (bra…

Speaking as someone that was just seriously triggered by this article, uhhhh, wasn't the title enough of a warning? I mean, I read it and was like "yup, this is going to trigger me," and then I read it anyways.

Generally speaking, you can tell if an article on Jezebel is going to trigger by the titles; and this one is…

About your second paragraph- it's Jezebel. Not all authors thoroughly read the articles.

The relationship between poverty and weight is a vital yet often downplayed aspect of the "obesity epidemic." Poor people have less nutritious food in their neighborhood stores (if they have stores at all), less money to buy it, less time to cook it, and less access to preventive medical care. But the fact that…

The people in the apartment below you always appreciate that and will definitely not complain to management about the repetitive crashing sounds of someone jump-roping above their head. As for the sit-ups... good luck using those to lose weight.

Add in the fact that food is one of the few affordable, easy-to-acquire, use-anytime things that people can use to comfort ourselves, and of freaking course we're always stuffing ourselves. We can't drink booze, smoke cigarettes, or use drugs at work, and sex isn't always easy to come by, but chocolate gives you a…