So basically, every 50 times you jerk off onto your carpet, your parents kill your elderly cat.

I'm sorry, they're making them out of USED underwear and lingerie? Why would you make something meant to go over your head out of something that used to go on your ass instead of, say, cutting up an old t-shirt? Or buying a yard of fabric? Did they not read the poop thong post?

Can't we at least make them more ornate. They're practically screaming to be done up like luchadore masks.

Half-assed AP'ing seems to be the way to go. All of the basic stuff is solid, it's just never a good idea to overdo ANYTHING.

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6. If your [sic] only going to show up for food and alcohol and really have no interest other than that

Also putting her in an attractive piece of clothing would have been a plus.

I remember at my school, the people who made comments like this also put post-it's everywhere that said things like "you're perfect" and "you are more than the number on the scale!". They also tried to cover the bathroom mirrors. I am guilty of pulling a cover off to check my makeup. Maybe I'm just an ass, but I felt…

Wait...people regularly tweet about random Gap ads? If you have nothing better to do than spew a bunch of 140 char word vomit over every ad posted by possibly the most generic clothing company ever, you really need to find a new hobby.

Steve-O compared the fan's actions to "walking into a museum and walking out with art".

I want to cross-stitch a sampler that says "Home is No Place for Pants"

My husband grows peppers and tomatoes tons of fucking peppers. They are "super hots" and he eats them and claims that if they are super, super spicy he gets high off them so I'm like whatever. His garden requires a lot of time and effort, and sometimes it's annoying but now I am really fucking thankful that "me…

I think I have the same thing, but with Kinja.

I would even posit that romantic love isn't all that important in the long run. Mutual respect and affection will see you through a hell of a lot more than romance ever will.

The fact that people actually believe in "soul mates" is a tribute to humanity's ability/addiction to believing in a world unseen.

There is no duckface in witchcraft, Katy.

Aren't they being merged with American? Its like Alien and Predator joining forces but with more flight delays.

Got to love that her fall-back response was that this was "racism." People like this make me sick. There is real racism in the world and you acting like an asshole and facing the consequences is not part of it.

I was once writing an article about a teenager who was found dead in his home by his brother. I had to listen to the agonizing 10 minute 911 call from the brother who found him there. It was soso sad.

Early studies indicate that it was the most productive minute the world has seen since the launch of Facebook.