stigmata or GTFO

Im in ur flock possessin ur doodz.

This happens to me, too. Except that my demon seems particularly fueled to send text messages after heavy drinking.

Even demons hate dick pics.

lrn 2 exorcize, noob

Your mother cooks socks in hell! Dang autocorrect.

Right, that's why he's exchanging texts with a teenager.

I say that one place not to follow trends is concerning your eyebrows. Just do what goes best with your face, and you'll always look fine.

Whatever i'm still waiting for the long curly black hair growing out of your chin that you don't notice for 6 months to come into style.

"Society says woman should have furry brows again - corporations line up to tell women to buy stuff from them so they can be *normal*"

Shit. I have elbow fat.

I would buy insurance from that little asshole.

Oh, a bad haircut because it was tangled? Girl, I got two words for you that ruined a year of my life:

I've been to this salon. I, too threw a fit after they jacked up my hair. But I didn't throw things. If a salon visit makes you act like Foxy Brown, I don't need to be there!

No kidding, I got my hair flat ironed at a mall salon and the bitch left the back of my hair frizzy because she got tired while doing it. Another salon I walked by finished the job and told me my hair was cut crooked too. They fixed it but it was a really unflattering cut and I got drunk with the stylists at the bar…

Wow, my hair got botched last week and I've been feeling guilty about my negative Yelp review. I feel so much more reasonable now!

Man, Disneyland must be strict. I remember going through Ronald Reagan airport with a spiked belt, studded pants and jacket and bracelet and not even setting off the metal detector. I just walked through and they told me to have a nice flight. Pre-9/11 flying was fucking amazing.

You're not saving me any money because, as I said, I would never buy them. Having had to unscrew about fifty of those spikes off of my backpack twenty-five years ago to get into Disneyland pretty much was the end of my spike purchasing days.

There really is a big difference between low and high quality make-up. But yeah, charging more than 20 dollars for nail polish is probably just abusing your brand name.