In the movie adaptation, that part scared the bejeezus out of me.

Is anyone else reminded of how Roald Dahl's Witches had no toes?

"I was bested in combat by a fucking duck" seems to be the sort of thing you'd want to keep to yourself.

Donate some of your large-head-ness to me, because mine is overly small.

Don't let these people make you feel bad - the clothes are comfy, generally much better made and more attractive than what's offered by competitors (a few thin pants aside, of course!) I'm right there with you - I'm pregnant, and my lululemon stuff is the only crap I HAVEN'T had to replace (thank you, stretchy fabric!)

I try not to be too hard on the writers here, but this is a really good time to re-evaluate sentence structure. Yikes.

Yes. I thought it a rather odd press conference, too.

"... abused him during a Monday afternoon press conference."

A lawyer for Michael Egan, the man who says that he was raped and drugged by director Bryan Singer as a teenager, says he will announce three new lawsuits against Hollywood executives who Egan claims also sexually abused him, during a Monday afternoon press conference.

....Only if you help me end that hat.

Okay but can I make fun of her boots in the above photo?

Hey, if it's a service someone signs up for, then go for it. It's not like gym trainers are stalking unknowing people and chiding them for not moving enough.

whiny white women with very little else to worry about around the us cheer, everyone else wishes for more anti rape, pro choice, anti gender and sex discrimination laws

Sorry, but this just smacks of another do-nothing busywork-creating regulatory bill that accomplishes little (at best) to nothing (more likely).

Fuck no.
Signed,
- Person Who Wears Black Everyday

Fucking post office.

Anything more than $50 and we're meeting at least once... Just sayin'

Is "Whinenicious" a typo? Who cares, it's brilliant.

Agreed. It seemed like a genuine apology owning what he said. Refreshing from the usual, "sorry you're so sensitive to words," most people throw out when they get called on something.

Good for Boomer. That's a REAL apology, not the usual "sorry if I offended anyone" fauxpology that has become the refuge of those who say dumb stuff.