quietgrrrl
quietgrrrl
quietgrrrl

Will love to see the expressions when I tell people I'm considering a diet higher in caulk.

Sometimes I get the protein box. And I'm always happiest with the hard-boiled egg. That doesn't say shit for the rest of the contents.

I want a separate interview for the shit she learned from Parents magazine.

Welp, I guess I've officially lived in Los Angeles tooooo long. Not any of this is unfamiliar. I prefer just running outside. Cheaper.

I don't know where they've been but HIIT and Bodyweight have been pretty much the top trends around my neck of the internet woods for a couple of years now.

No, the trainer doesn't get the credit — I work out a lot and I'm still overweight. The hardest part is eating right. Unless you were in traction and being hand-fed by someone else, you still get the props. Deal. ;)

For any other situation, I'd have no sympathy (hang up and try again later, dude!). But if something is stolen, I'd want to get that reported ASAP so they don't say I am outta luck for not reporting promptly.

Somewhere at the offices of A&E, someone is thinking: "A star is born."

From the linked article: "Campbell, 40, is the father of eight kids with four women and lives off government assistance."

I prefer the "this is hard" message too. Because it IS hard. Very, very, very hard.

Troll alert. Back away slowly.

Of course he's still marrying her, they already put down the advance for the venue! They've also picked the colors, apparently. Blood red - her pick.

I knew it was from bunnies, but I had the crazy idea that their keepers just combed it out. I mean, I get so much out of my kitties that way... it honestly seemed like the most logical thing! The healthiest coats are on happy critters, right?

You're not crazy, but to avoid confusion I believe they call the goat kind "mohair"

The fur that comes from angora goats is called mohair. When a headband (or whatever) is made of angora, it's commonly (?) understood to mean rabbit fur.

Angora comes from angora rabbits! Mohair is the name of what comes from angora goats.

Why is defending our right to be obese a feminist issue? Processed junk foods are produced by old-world patriarchal corporations who do not have our health in their interest in the slightest.

Piss off. It's a national holiday. Most people couldn't go into work if they wanted to.

My next door neighbour is drinking and listening to Tracy Chapman so loudly that my floorboards are vibrating, which is also what she does on New Year's, Easter and Tuesdays. Please don't do that.