. Deleted because I need to chill the fuck out.

More advertiser bullcrap. Possibly even worse than standard advertiser bullcrap.

I thought a "Capital Collection" make-up tie-in was someone completely missing the fucking point of the series.

I would buy the shit out of a ticket to see Elba as James Bond. And I never go to movie theaters anymore.

My downstairs neighbor's kid plays the in parking lot outside my balcony door (his patio door) and while he's just making normal kid playing noise, the ball bouncing drives me bonkers. I've considered asking if he can play in the lot on the other side of the garages so that he still gets to play and I get to enjoy…

Hopefully she's been in contact with an attorney.

Let me join what I'm sure is the chorus of "I played in the park by myself when I was 9 and I'm fine." Because I did and I am.

Demeanor can make a major difference. I remember once being told something that could have been creepy but was said with a genuine, fun, non-leering, non-threatening smile. I couldn't help but smile back when I could have easily been weirded out by the words.

The totality of the circumstances can make the difference between "ew, creeper" and "aww, thanks." The day a gay man walked up to me at Whole Foods and told me I was beautiful: my favorite day of that month.

I don't remember people freaking the fuck out when Nancy Reagan told us to not do drugs. I don't have statistics but it's safe bet that bad diet kills more Americans than coke and heroin.

Family policies in the US aren't family friendly and need some improvement. I get that. But as the person who was left to pick up the slack for a co-worker's repeated maternity leaves, without extra pay, I can see the other side of this debate. I don't claim to have the answer, but it's not what our employers are…

So is this an experiment in seeing which commenters just read headlines and which ones read what is actually happening?

Are Plus-Size Women the Problem With Plus-Size Fashion?

"I remind them that I will have the last laugh when they look sixty years-old age at 45 because of their foolish worship of the sun."

It isn't the masculine image keeping me from buying a Porsche.

Kinja won't let me edit. I feel that "bad parent" was overly harsh on my part. For all I know, Bravo is actually paying enough to provide much better lives for these children than they had before or this concept was sold to them in a way that didn't seem exploitative. But the response to this is not going to favor…

I'm going to go out on a limb say that good parents don't expose their children to public ridicule on TV.

Hmm. This might even be worse than the "apple cider vinegar cures everything" approach.

I'm sure the ones who didn't the make the cut are devastated.

I once suggested to a friend who was an assistant manager at a BevMo type place that this would be a good premise for a comedic novel: this whole wine appreciation thing with its "graphite bouquet with a nose of tutti-frutti" was an elaborate practical joke dating back centuries.