@sjrobb99: LOL. And I love seeing models skinner than me wearing Lane Bryant clothes that would be too big on me.

@Amy Watts: Yeah, they want fat money but they sure as hell don't want fat asses in their stores. At least labels that don't make anything over a 12 are honest.

@Queenjulie: I don't like Diane Keaton.

@kbrook: Not the women who go out with HIM, anyway. Is that really surprising?

If he's only dating women who expect him to pay for everything, that says more about him than anything else.

I'm sure the acne I get when I'm off the pill is a huge turn-on.

@bobella (owl remember ewe): I have to admit, if someone, anyone could and would take care of me financially, I'd be thrilled. However, there's so much that could go wrong that it's just a bad idea. Men all say they're happy supporting their housewives, but only so long as they're pleased with her. The second he no…

@lalie (apologetic mess): I really hope your family went with a different window company.

@sympathyforthebasementcat: My cats get major lectures when they beg for food while there are still crumbs in their bowls. "I ain't buying this shit, guys. You come back to me when those bowls are SPARKLING."

Major anecdata time: My cat is fat. When he was a kitten he had such a bad URI he stopped eating and drinking and had to hospitalized. I fed him Gatorade and chicken broth with an eye dropper for days after he came home. When he finally started eating again, I was so thrilled I let him anything he wanted and he…

@danslesnuages: And when I hear that my fertility is now basically nil at 35, I think "I sure hope so!"

@Jen Chappell: I can Bluebook and ALWD cite a Senate report.

She's adorable.

I didn't get further than "36C" breasts. Those are way fucking bigger than Cs. Sorry.

@Jennybell: I read that one last year. In addition to your conclusions, I came away with the impression that Jeffs is fucking batshit crazy and was on his way to becoming the next Jim Jones. Those people are lucky he's in prison.

Clarification: I shall be watching it for the first time tonight provided I can get through the last 75 pages of Joyce Carol Oates' Blonde by 10 PM. Otherwise I'll be DVRing it for the first time tonight.

I shall be watching it for the first time ever.

@Deodand: The great irony was that I eventually found them in one of my two designated glasses spots. For some reason I was positive I'd left them elsewhere.

Coco's icon looks like she's taking a dump.

LOL, the loot is the only reason I can think of to NOT elope.