My cousin also claims to have gay friends. Doesn't stop her from screaming "BITCH!!!! SLUT!!!!" whenever she sees Ellen Degeneres on TV.
Where's George Carlin when you need him?
Oh god, but I hate stories about stuff in tumors. They squick me out more than pretty much anything.
Thank god that at least her father has some fucking sense. Too bad that's not genetic.
The worst part of this for me is how hard it is to get someone to cut my short when I want it. I once had to go into the same salon THREE TIMES to get the short bob I wanted. Another time I went in, told the stylist what I wanted, then waited while he had a whispered conference with the salon owner, who I heard tell…
I'd love to know who at Scholastic thought this was a good idea.
I don't kid myself into thinking my cats understand English. (The phrase "kitty food" excepted - it's flaming obvious they know what that means.)
I have serious problems with the mental health profession and feel psychotropic meds are overprescribed and not the panacea they're hyped as.
So, does this mean that whenever I mutter "fucking Giants" and hang my head in shame, every man nearby thinks I'm hitting on him and not just bemoaning how pathetic the Giants are and how lame I am for not giving up on them?
@mints:
RIP Betty. You were one hot mama.
You know what still makes my soul burn with anger after 20 years? Not the boy who debased and degraded me during 6th and 7th grade. The girls who thought he was cute and giggled and twittered and batted their eyelashes while saying "Oh, Kyle, you're so meeeaan!" while he was debasing and degrading me. He's free to…
I'm a little bit asymmetrical in a lot of places. One nipple is a bit higher up than the other. One eye is a bit bigger than the other. One foot is a half size bigger than the other. This all bothers me a bit, especially when Grissom on CSI talks about how the more symmetrical a face is, the more attractive it is.