People who don’t give back gifted family heirlooms are trash. Grandma’s wedding ring? Give it back. Late dad’s guitar? That shit was never meant to be yours, do the right thing!

It’s really such a dick move to keep someone’s dead dad’s guitar, I honestly can’t believe it.

I can’t imagine how sad and low a human being has to be to keep something so sentimental purely out of spite. That is truly, truly ugly.

Fuck anyone who won’t go down on their partner but expects their partner to go down on them.

So, she got on a plane with a contagious disease, with no doctor’s note clearing her to fly, and the flight attendant booted her...GOOD! Thank you Air Canada for looking out for the safety and well being of your passengers.

I’m not saying I could never be friends with a Republican,

I just can’t imagine continuing a relationship (platonic or romantic) with someone after discovering they actively support Trump. There’s just no way. I’m not saying I could never be friends with a Republican, depending on which issues have made them lean right, and to what extent. But again, Trump is a *whole…

There isn’t a Trump alive that should be considered a keeper

So Coachella’s like the other Halloween, i.e. everybody’s dressed like a hooker.

As a Tribe fan, these people are the worst. I removed my Wahoo decals and started only buying gear without the Chief pretty much right after I went to opening day and saw those protesters. Literally the only argument I ever needed, and should ever be needed.

You know, though it probably will never happen, it would be awesome if every guy in the school showed up to graduation in heels and a wig.

Kim K. talking to her domestic in the morning.

Are they from sock designer Rob Kardashian?

Who is Antoni and why is he so handsome?

That’s just biscuits ‘n jelly.

People, Oprah running for president is NOT a good idea. NOT. Like, at all. Oprah is a very smart, very kind person, and those are great leadership qualities- but that’s not all that’s required of a president. I have no reason to think that Oprah can create and push through an infrastructure bill. Or oversee the…

You are, only now, getting this impression?!

WELL HE CAN JUST GO TO A DIFFERENT BAKERY.

These people legitimately think they’re fighting a holy war, it’s disturbing as hell.