This is the worst take.

Am I going crazy, or did people want this musical number to be a sincere attempt at musical theatre? It’s supposed to be a cheesy, un-self-aware Broadway showstopper number, designed to make Clint Barton as uncomfortable as possible, and it succeeded on all points. Bravo. (And Adam Pascal was the icing on the cake,…

Fewer occupants die in SUVs per mile driven. And they have lower occupant insurance injury payouts. Depends on how you define safe. I’ll take less likely to die or be injured when choosing where to put my family. 

Well that explains why that fussy bitch Alexa wouldn’t turn my goddamned lights on this morning.

“Poorly reviewed”? Ah well.

I did as well Detective Egg-man. Like really liked it. Maybe a ten MCU movie for me. 

I'm glad, I really liked the movie.

Huh. The part that stuck with me from Hatchet was when the kid finds turtle eggs to eat and they taste oily.

pfft, GWAR’s been threatening to kill my whole family on stage for decades

I could’ve told you that by looking at my facebook feed.

If only these services were down PERMANENTLY...

<say this in the voice of Janice from Friends>: Oh. My. God.

But to go inside, she may actually be required to get vaccinated. I wonder if she’ll opt for the Fyzer or Joanson & Joanson versions.

Every big movie trailer should end with "get your vaccine" 

She wouldn’t take it even if there was one.

They’ve been aching to get into court and this moron seems to want to take them up on it as fast as she can.

the number of “Covid skeptic X is on a ventilator/has died” stories is going to skyrocket as the Delta variant tears through the more concentrated pool of unvaccinated people, and I am a bit alarmed at my indifference.

Again why would the government ever need to place microchips in humans when we already opt to carry cellphones and smart watches on our person every day?! the sheer stupidity of the people who believe that utter crap!

Pre-2020: “Contagion” is pretty scary. Kinda pessimistic, though. And a bit snobbish about online media.