“Welcome to the space olympics, all the oxygen has run out”

Having trouble breathing? Thank a Republican.

If you could get a rumor to gain traction that even coming in contact with COVID while unvaccinated results in male impotence, health care professionals wouldn’t have enough time in the day to service the number of people in line demanding shots.

Somebody on Reddit pointed out that saying something that was meant to be reassuring but that actually freaks everyone out more is a total Tobias move.

the best antidote for fear is counsel from a trustworthy advisor

That is gaining a little steam here in the US. Some large Chicago healthcare systems are requiring vaccination for employment or contract work. But the system is so patchwork, that will take a while. Also, you have Ron deCOVID telling Florida businesses that they can’t, although I think he carved healthcare out of…

My sister lives in Florida. She is in the respiratory ICU right now with covid. The doctors say the infection has spread to her brain and she also has viral pneumonia. She’s been in ICU for a week now. She just started a new job working at a pediatricians office, where most of the patients are too young to get…

He’s actually out to kill the Prime Minister of Malaysia.

“Nobody can blame GOP voters for wanting a phone that prioritizes privacy”

Given their unquestioning acceptance of misinformation and outright lies its pretty easy to understand why the MAGA community is a magnet for every grifter and sleazy operation out there.   They bought in to the biggest grifter out there.  

Well, it doesn’t take a genius to tell you that pumping a bunch of 5G reproducing nanobots into your body is going to make part of it go paralyzed. 

Math time.

Why would she kill herself for Hawkeye when she realized she had her own family?

You can SCREAM but that doesn’t make you more accurate. Fauci knows more about epidemiology than you could learn in ten lifetimes. He’ll be remembered as a hero in two plagues (the first being HIV/AIDS). You’ll be remembered in the world of biology for... absolutely nothing.

The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) issued an emergency use authorization for hydroxychloroquine in certain situations

I’ve always dreamed of being a charlatan and profiting off of the weak-minded. Unfortunately I don’t have the charisma for it. I would have trouble convincing drowning man to grab a life preserver.

What do you expect from a graduate of the Hollywood Upstairs Medical College?

This and Marriage Equality were things I never thought I’d see in my lifetime. There’s still a lot of work to go on both items and I hope we can get some federal laws to assist with both.