“Pokemon aren’t meant to fight. Not like this.” - Nurse Joy

I think I just contracted malaria from reading this comment

Oooohhh then you’re gonna have a bad 2024, sorry :(

This right here. There can’t possibly be any difference in the sandwiches because it’s the same exact meat, just being sliced in a different location.

Fractal finger!

The only time it’s worth having a meat slicer is if you’re ALSO freshly cooking the meat at the same time. A freshly cooked pork or beef roast that is sliced right after it comes out of the oven is great.

Seems like the old “lets beat down and overwork our already beaten down underpaid employees. Underpaying and overworking people who are the front line of food safety is not a good idea. 

NO NO NO NO NOOOOOO!!! Tacked-on Multiplayer NEVER helps a Singleplayer title. They should be kept separate.

But judging by your factory-buying comment, you haven’t thought any of this through. Like, by your logic, everything sucks so why even bother objecting to -anything-? Why do you hate game developers?

Yeah, believe it or not, I was actually a fan of most of Remake. I’m not against any change at all; I loved most of the changes they made. I even thought the Whispers were a pretty cool way to keep people on the old path, when modern gameplay made diverging from that path easy. I’m not against updates that make the…

I’m not sure why you think this is a distinction worth making? Are you implying it’s more respectful, somehow, to use a sequel as a way to explore other versions of a universe where the themes that drove your narrative aren’t relevant? That a sequel would make it a reasonable addition to canon, given that it’s only “a…

They aren’t remakes.

They’re showing way too much of this game and I’m not sure why. They did the same thing with 16. Who else do they need to sell it to? They’re blowing a couple hundred mil on another marketing blitz for a game that is going to get free coverage all year but shot Octopath 2 and Star Ocean 2 into the ether. 

I feel like I would instinctively here “desktop adventures” and go “INDY?!”

It's the best damn Godzilla movie I've seen. I didn't expect much else than "Aieeeee Gawdzilla!!!!!!!" but this one blew me away.

I would but that’s just because Fate of Atlantis is such a good old LucasArts point and click that it would carry the whole thing for me. Indiana Jones and the Dinosaur Eggs had better have been written for like six year olds though. There’s no other excuse.

“His Desktop Adventures” - Help Indiana Jones, CPA balance the books for the third quarter!

I think I saw Kotaku mention it in their article too.

Then you’ll be the coolest car out there.