Yeah, I’m pretty sure you’re right. Kotaku got themselves on a number of blacklists over the years for actual journalism, I’m sure the powers that be don’t want to have to deal with any of that anymore and just want to sit back and rake up as much advertising revenue as possible. What’s the point of a well written…

Real easy, up until the kid retaliates by stealing your credit card and going to their friend’s house...

If a casino was letting children play, then I’m pretty sure they would have worse problems than getting sued.

Spoken like somebody that has never had to take care of a child. Most children are better with new technology than their parents. I used to know a woman who’s 3 year old son would have to start up Netflix on the Wii for her. When I was a kid I would set up VCRs and organize entertainment centers for adults. Another…

Only the first few, and then they’re going to throw that out in favor of a loading screen.

Hyping the next game, when you can’t even get the game that you’re currently working on under control, what could possibly go wrong? 

“Now Bloomberg reports that the game was rushed out in half the time of a normal Call of Duty sequel, with devs working nights and weekends to meet Activision’s annualized sales goals.”

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When protecting corporate greed, people always seem to conveniently forget that you used to have to buy actual physical memory with every single game in the past, and that while the value of the dollar has changed substantially over time, so has the market.

So this was all your doing!? You subjected us all to this most terrible of fates all just for your own devastation!? You sick, beautiful, unicorn-loving bastard! I hope you sleep well at night, but not too well! (ง ͡ ❛ ︹ ͡❛)ง

“All of this has resulted in the family having sought counseling, medication, and a personalized education plan including homeschooling for their son.”

Sounds like they are. Have you successfully corralled an addicted child despite outside forces intentionally preying upon that child’s vulnerabilities, pushing them to…

You nailed it. As somebody who doesn’t have kids, I’m willing to bet that most of the people saying, “parent your kids!” either don’t have children or have children too young for this to be applicable to. Parenting isn’t an easy task, and it’s made all the harder when you have people intentionally manipulating…

Good on him for taking personal accountability, and of course not all the problems came from EA, but it would have been different for sure. EA purchased Bioware right before Dragon Age released, not sure how much they influenced DA in that last year, but most of the groundwork would have already been developed, Mass…

What about SNES, N64, and Wii’s made after 2011?

It’s sad how true this is. I wonder what things are like for them in a universe where EA never bought them.

Curious what you would choose to do if put in that position. Sure, the assimilation of all life is unconsensual, but it’s a far cry from sexual assault. It’s basically unconsensual peace, enlightenment, and enhancement for the entire galaxy, not exactly a terrible thing. But those aren’t the only options, there’s also…

To be fair, Nintendo told me they were just going to the gym, but Sony happened to text me from there, so I mentioned that Nintendo was on their way, but Sony said they never showed. I brought it up and Nintendo said that Sony hasn’t been to the gym in weeks and I just don’t know who to believe anymore. But now this...

Pretty sure that Fox News hired that deer, did you read that tagline?

True, which proves that they didn’t need to raise the price due to a node size decrease, but a lot of people still expected this to go down to a 5nm node. 

So how long until Gawker does the same?