- New time setting. Before the fall of Rapture, or after, with a crazy cult of Andrew Ryan worshippers, ala the new Watchmen series with the 7K.

Nope, it’s not just a saying. It’s very much a romantic premise: You fall in love with someone the minute you lay eyes on them.

Endgame or The Departed?

Sounds like Invoker

You are the worst

November the 15th of the 19th year highlighting Our Almighty Mikkelsen 

LMAO TikTok sheep is such an OK Boomer insult.

OK Boomer

Heather, this is my favourite review of yours in a while out of consistently great articles; it’s wonderful and insightful. Tim, I’m only twenty-odd minutes into the hour, but it’s typically playfully elegant and soothing to listen to.

I’m a little disappointed that it’s not coming to a theater near me, though considering Dowd’s description of the de-aging effects, it might work a bit better on a small screen.

Deadspin took tons of chances on people and types of articles other places wouldn’t. Even if you didn’t like them, the media world is a lot worse for having fewer places like that.

Subject: I am a straight white man that has a penis, loves sports, hates crybabies, hates socialists and terrorists, doesn’t want open borders, thinks men and women should have separate bathrooms, hates colin kapernick, makes over $400k/year, loves guns, supports our police and military, stands for the national…

Spider-Man, Spider-Man

PLEASE FIND ME A PICTURE OF HUMAN BEINGS PLAYING SPECIFICALLY BRIDGE THAT DOES NOT COST HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS TO HAVE THE RIGHTS TO USE, IN A HALF HOUR TURNAROUND, NUMNUTS

How many kids get to say that happened at their party?

Devil made him(self) do it

Let’s give this guy the benefit of doubt: Boston fans have the most experience with asterisk championships.

“First Godzilla destroys Boston, then Ortiz gets shot, and now the Bruins lose the cup because of officials!”
*chugs 4 Narragansett Shandy’s*
*masturbates to a picture of Tom Brady*
*goes back to sleep on futon*
*continues to be unemployed*
- A Bruins fan

This comment is so good you almost had me convinced you’re actually a piss-baby Boston fan smoking your morning cigarette and drinking your first cup of Dunkin swill lamenting over the plight of a cursed sports town. Thank you for allowing me to paint that rich tapestry in my head. Well done.

Are you suggesting that QT ISN’T a weird perv? Or simply asserting we’re not allowed to make fun of it?