To all game developers out there:

F*ck yeah bro, I’m a 5 year old too. 

The worst thing about new sets is I always spend the next week thinking I’ll be able to craft a new deck that will work while at the same time knowing it won’t and I’ll just end up “net decking” like everybody else.

Decades of experience tells me this.

I hear Ed Norton and Terrence Howard are setting up their own superhero cinematic universe, with blackjack and hookers.

Maybe the real Hulk is the post-credits sequence we made along the way......

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhut the fuck up.

So I’m not shocked at all that the response doesn’t include any real denial of Page’s criticism.

Thank you for your kind words and good luck getting those skins!

No, it was the one where a boss invited his subordinate up to his apartment under the pretenses of discussing her continued employment only to try and have sex with her and then, after she declined his advances, flat out told her  she won’t be able to do her job because she’s TOO sexually attractive.

take your star for being this knowledgable, good man

Makoto/Hifumi forever.

Wow, were you lying about not trying to sound like a jerk? Or did you sound like a jerk on accident?

A Gap penetration. Backside penetration. Rub routes.

A swift kick in the ass can be sufficient motivation to recognize the deficiencies in one’s personality. I don’t know if Cecilia’s article and subsequent bad press was that kick in the ass. But it’s important to recognize that while these guys are immature, they aren’t children. There isn’t a one to one comparison to…

Oh, come on. The writer loves the series, dislikes this aspect of it, writes a piece that explains what happens in the games and what might be behind it.

SonicFox lying on the floor blowing a kiss to the camera is the defining esports image of our generation. Man’s living his best life and I’m glad to be here to see it.

Anyone who’s complaining about a “tyrant” telling them they can’t use offensive words is pretty clearly just trying to get away with using slurs whenever they feel like it to describe something or someone they don’t like. It’s like, “man, I can’t be a bigot anymore now that I have half a million followers? I pine for…

I kinda though Infinite was about the idea that life shapes you and a handful of decisions can have radical consequences. But I get where you are coming from.

Wattam seems... interesting. Looks like a spiritual successor to Katamari Damacy.

Also... are developers always that flippant towards journalists? Seems like a really offputting way to promote your game.