They have no problem yanking (admittedly annoying) women out of their cars, but they’ll be on the frontlines of the next J6.

Two things can be true: fuck the police. Also, you live here, pay your fucking taxes like the rest of us.

Formatting issue: there are entirely too many damn links in the first paragraph. You want me to click on 7 damn links after I read the title of your article, then come back to this?

Yeah I’m not watching one single iota of these two chucklefucks attempt to talk over one another. I would have read about it, but I will not voluntarily listen to Musk’s voice if you paid me to.

- “The A.V. Club”

That’s how we know it was a Musk lie. If you give someone a free Cybertruck, the next search on their phone will be “how to resell a Cybertruck, or better yet, set it on fire for Insta likes”

There are so many stupid fucking Musk quotes to choose from, but one of the first is great: “I don’t have to answer questions from reporters. Don, the only reason I’m doing this interview is because you’re on the X platform and you asked for it. Otherwise, I would not do this interview.”

This is pretty good:

Yeah she’s too dumb to realize she’s not going to win in a star-power fight with Pedro Fucking Pascal.

So I appreciate the devs punishing the people who belong in hornyjail by making their basically-naked outfit hard mode. That’s kinda funny. But I’m very tired of devs attempting to justify why they want naked women in their games:

If your first thought upon hearing this story is “I’m worried what the internet will say” instead of “dang I hope she recovers, glad she got tested in time” then you’re part of the problem

That poor Russian Amber EV...I just feel like it’s saying “look I’m DOING MY BEST”

Why is this news? Actors probably know that the movie they’re making isn’t that good, especially when there were a ton of rewrites to the story. At some point they just show up to work, do their best, get paid and go home, just like the rest of us. They don’t have to always take the role that will definitively get…

Jesus, this sounds rough. I’m sorta confused by the mom and the way she was written in the article, since it fails to mention who in his family has schizophrenia (since his mom said it was genetic, and that he might get it). Doesn’t mention the mom having it. It seemed like weird helicopter-mom shit until it…

Also, who are Lisa and Jake Llody

They just included that part to justify linking their article about why the prequels aren’t that bad (they are).

I remember walking out of the theater in 99 being around 8-10 years old and having LOVED the movie. I loved the lightsaber duals, the music, and hell, even Boss Nass.

“Does Musk and the Tesla team have the ability to figure this stuff out? Absolutely”

“According to Insider journalist Kate Taylor, stars who wrote statements of support for Peck ahead of his sentencing include James Marsden, Taran Killam, Alan Thicke, Joanna Kerns, and Kimmy Robertson...”

That Wicked movie looks like an absolute bomb, and it’s not because of Ariana Grande’s eyebrows.