I mean it’s sort of your job to take pictures of what you eat, Dennis, so I’m sure Millie would give you a break for that.

...bodymassaaaaage..

Get fucked Musk

This is an interesting theory, and is held up additionally by Kang putting the moves on Renslayer and her not having any of it. Why wouldn’t she, unless she was a Kang herself, or related to one?

I mean she DID have a big speech towards the end about order vs chaos while wielding a huge orange gun, seemed to me her primary motivation is pretty clear...

‘...who was allegedy told, among other things, that nudity was part of his “process.”’

Ah yes, we’re on the Dextero level of reporting, which is just copy+pasting reddit articles. At least they can have some hilarious quotes when trying to attribute credit to /u/I_FART_CUM_GHOSTS

My process lately is: come to this site, get pissed off at the lack of decent reporting and the absolutely absurd number of slideshows, then go find these articles again:

At the end of the day, after we’ve watched this series, we’ll all just say “well it wasn’t better than the animated version, but it wasn’t absolute dreck like the live action movie 🤷‍♀️”

The only problem with the movie, it sounds like, is that it’s told from a white perspective. That’s a fair bit of criticism from the Osage, when it could have very easily been told from Molly’s perspective, and probably would have made more sense to do so. But then Scorsese could have never directed it, because he’s…

*glances at runtime*

Great takeaway from the article

“...despite the writers of The A.V. Club being among the most powerful and incisive minds the internet has to offer...”

EVERYTHING’S COMING UP

“Great movie, Timmy! Can’t wait to see part 2! Here’s a list of fight/dance coordinators, so you can make your stunts look more realistic!

I’m pretty sure her music career came before her acting career.

“The Notebook casting came down to me and Rachel McAdams,” she continued”

Counterpoint: absolutely buy and play this for like 45 minutes for the hilarity of it, and then get a refund.

“...have thoroughly convinced me that it’s time for us to leave these people alone”