They give you a menu thicker than a bible. I pity the servers who have to memorize even parts of it.

I was just gonna say, most all of these “rules” seem to coincide with Jersey Mike’s! Juice me up cap’n 💦💦

I mean at the very least, modern-day fascists will get pissy at the sight of Hitler’s face exploding on screen, so that’s reason enough to make the film.

(or X’d, or whatever you want to call it—as long as you call us “Ray,” “J,” or “Ray J”).

Given DeSantis’ awful track record of what can and cannot be taught at Floridian schools, this teacher might have been doing his 4th grade students a favor.

Entirely depends on the charter school’s admin. I taught at a lovely one right before the pandemic, and the school leader and other building administrators were amazing to work with, and demanding in what they expected out of their teachers. I also taught in one where for some reason the school leader was a…

I despite how true this is

STOP SAYING JESUS WEPT

Keep on finding one single line in the article that might suggest men aren’t the best ever and bitching about it, you clown

Don’t bother, he literally just copy+pastes that comment to everything. Look at his profile, just a shitty right wing troll account.

“A quick Google search will reveal that fans had already been making art featuring Bowser and elephant Peach getting it on months before this ad was released”

“What shape do you give to Neil?”

How the hell did this author fall into the decades-long trap of South Park, which is that if you’re offended at it, it’s working as intended?

Jessica Gao is a godsend, and immediately improves any show she’s a part of, like Rick and Morty.

Bullshit. Even if you only take a look at the top 10 of their best songs by the link in the article, lots of those are jams.

Sounds like something THE THING WOULD SAY

Agent Orange 

The ending helped us realize that we had been rooting for sociopaths the entire time. Like when so many people came up to the trial to dig up all the ways they were terrible in the past, it was a nice little rug-pull that just because they’re our main characters and there’s a laugh track doesn’t make them good people.

(A group of Depp fans paid the court fees to get the documents released.)

Good