Wait, she bones Frasier in the show? I never got that far.

We don’t know if they were bullshit reasons. And yes, fuck Elon for whining at movie studio that they were going to dump his crush who dressed like Mercy from Overwatch for him (this is real, unfortunately), and fuck the studio for capitulating to some rich idiot who’s never told NO.

This is true, I’ve started going to more than one grocery store on alternating weeks when I want to buy rotisserie chicken, since it’s $10 at the store I usually frequent, and only $7.50 at the cheaper, out-of-the-way store. 

Last time I went to one, a couple of years ago on a date after seeing the new Spiderman movie at the mall’s theater chain, it was a delightful experience. They were around 30 minutes from closing but sat us anyway, and the cheesecake we ordered was as decadent and unnecessary as it was ginormous and delicious. I heard…

If a show says “Carla Gugino or Eva Green is in this” they’ve already got my viewership.

I skipped MM because it seemed like the weakest of his three shows on Netflix thus far. Like the two Haunting Houses shows, though, and this one sounds like it’s got every perfect element for spooki season.

I wouldn’t blame TikTok or whatever for our collective attention spans, I’d just blame directors who think superhero movies need to be 2 hours and 45 mins long.

Every one of Nolan’s movies is long and overwrought, even this biopic. He’s a great and visually striking filmmaker, but no one knows how to tell him to edit has supposed “masterpieces” to 2 hours and 15 minutes.

You need to let this shit go. Barsanti hate in articles that don’t even involve him.

Even the people who play Magic lately (like me) are very confused about which format new cards are being debuted in.

Way to play a dead game in a basement with two candles for ambiance. Twitter will never be a streaming platform, particularly if you have to pick up your damn phone to look at chat.

Lots of jobs hire “contractors” so they don’t have to pay them full time wages, when they absolutely do full time work.

Fucking disrespectful, but this is why more game studios and QA testers need unionization. 

“I thoughtlessly absorb whole fish into my crinkles”

Sounds like you did a real shit job mate

What a queasily righteous little turd you are

We found some of Saruman’s Southfarthing leaf, let’s toke up and get some breadstix 😎😎

I don’t think JRRT had Darden restaurant group’s Olive Garden in mind specifically when he said this, but I get where you’re coming from

That’d be me. I can’t stand not-cold milk, so it was always a rush to devour the cereal while the milk was still cool. When the dry stuff was gone, so was my appetite, and just looking at a large bowl of warm milk with cereal shavings in it still makes me nauseous.