I don’t care about dude biceps, but I guess as a disinterested lesbian, his bicep is...ok-ish? I agree with the dude who mentioned delts and other upper body muscles. Also, he was totally flexing a little.

I have to admit I’m disappointed because I thought the headline was saying Kathy Hilton was a practicing pediatric dentist before she became a rich socialite.

He did get his law degree from Syracuse, and I know from my brother being an alum that they take their loyalty to orange very seriously. 

What about Splatoon? 

Reform and in NJ, went to a lot of bar and bat mitzvahs...definitely never had anything thrown at me at mine and didn’t toss any at anyone else. 

Reform and in NJ, went to a lot of bar and bat mitzvahs...definitely never had anything thrown at me at mine and didn’t toss any at anyone else. 

Don’t forget about New Kids on the Block in the early 90s...

did he forget about tiffany again?

Any kind of easy visual calendar is a must, at least for the start. I kept a dry erase calendar on my fridge, and would write in what days my son was here, and any other big events, so he could walk by and see it anytime...it made it so much easier on him because he didn’t have to worry or think about what day he was…

I feel like there’s a joke here about the French military, WW2, and how it wasn’t for us they’d be speaking German...

Well, the good news is if that’s how you feel there’s apparently quite the internet fetish community ready to embrace you. 

To be fair, “scrambling to move” could also mean “I didn’t plan to move in 2.5 months when my lease is up but now I have to”.

I hit 35 and suddenly the taste of ground turkey is absolutely vile to me. Like, I can’t even be in the kitchen when someone’s cooking ground turkey.

I have not had many mozzarella sticks, but I can confirm the TJ’s ones are trash, and I was deeply disappointed in myself for buying them once. So, so sad. 

Or they’ll cancel it instead of making a few tweaks to appeal to a specific popular niche (cough, Xterra, cough). 

This seems like a fairly reasonable and level-headed apology. Admittedly I have a soft spot for Dav Pilkey because my son adores the Captain Underpants books. Also (spoiler)

I cannot be the only person deeply disappointed this was not a comforter adorned with the Scooby Gang’s faces.

I cannot be the only person deeply disappointed this was not a comforter adorned with the Scooby Gang’s faces.

It’s true-technically being Jewish is both an ethnicity and a religion, at least according to AncestryDNA, which classified me as “98% Jewish”. The other 2% is proving hard for them to nail down, as 1% has wandered from England to Norway to Germany. The other 1% is Russian, which is as surprising as the sky being blue.

Years ago I lived near neighbors who owned 5 chihuahuas but only had 3 leashes. Inevitably, I’d have some combo of leashless chihuahuas chasing me on my runs, nipping at my pants and howling angrily at my audacity for existing. 

I think what I hate most about this entire discussion is that I’m weirdly siding with Kim here. Someone paid her a weird compliment, and she went along with it.