Still unsure why everyone is lamenting the lack of a Netflix app. Would much rather have a “Golden Girls” app called VRthur.

he’s easily the best and least shitty gamer on the planet

What if somebody took their drag racer there to get washed before going to a car show ? Tommy’s would be aiding and abetting a drag show

I was in high school so I always assumed that Avril Lavigne’s schtick was about as Hot Topic as you can get (and to quote MC Lars, “Hot Topic is not punk rock”), so she always seemed harmless. But in the subsequent years, she really seems like just an increasingly unpleasant person with weirdo tendencies. I find…

I don’t know; I have yet to come across a better slamdown of a food than in John M. Ford’s Star Trek novel The Final Reflection, where Dr. McCoy’s grandfather gives advice to a Klingon captain attending a Babel conference:

“They all taste like somebody started to make a candy bar and then died halfway through.”

I used to work at an amusement park. In training, one of the things they showed us to make a point about the safety rules was a cell phone that had fallen out of someone’s hand on a coaster and gotten pinned under the train. The entire thing was maybe half a centimeter thick, and parts of the internal circuitry were…

Am I getting ready to blow your mind?

That one drives me nuts. I say pork roll. The Taylor company even calls it Taylor Pork Roll on the box.

There is no debate, it is Taylor Ham. Anyone who calls it “pork roll” is unobjectively wrong and probably a savage.

Surplus French military rifles for sale, never fired and only dropped once!

She can’t hear you very well. She thought you insulted her.

“I’ll say it again: If I ever meet Rand Paul’s neighbor I’m going to hug him and buy him as many drinks as he can consume.”

Knives Out was badly written? You really want to criticize someone else's writing?

Jean Gray got her diploma from the University of Phoenix. It didn’t turn out so well.

Ah, yes, the Maximum Derek martini.

“If you want to take off quickly with a huge amount of weight, the first thing you’re going to do is vomit.” Yes, well. Same.

“You aren’t going to win, Thanos!”

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Agreed. Probably just poorly worded, though even as far as stereotypes go, wealthy people benefit from more positive ones than negative ones.