The it gets better one made me laugh out loud.

I AGREE! I blew through this book in a day (bargain bin at B&N pick) and it was solid...until the ending, which just annoyed me while also leaving me deeply unsettled. But not in a good way, in a “wtf, THIS is how it all ends?” way. 

My big question/concern is that everyone watched the line get backed up, stood around, then called a Chick Fil A manager who told them “you know, more people checking everyone in makes it move faster”.

Legit, the only time I’ve eaten in a Boston Market has been post-dental surgery.

What’s really wild is that this theory is basically a scene from “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas” but telephone style.

Honestly a Venezualan-styled pork chop sounds like it would be a delicious choice in a fancy restaurant. 

Yes! My heart rate sits around 54, but drops into the mid-40s while I sleep, and my blood pressure was once 90/60 when I was a kid, prompting my mom to ask if the doctor was 100% sure I was alive. 

I have to go to my allergist weekly for allergy shots, and they have the temperature screener at the door. I swear half the time I’m coming in freshly showered, so it reads me as “too low”, which it declares to an entire waiting room. Between my temp being “too low” and my naturally low blood pressure and heart rate…

I’m sure she’ll get one. The main reason she (and Bernie) aren’t in his cabinet isn’t really their fault-they both hail from states with GOP governors. If they get tapped out of the Senate, there goes everything. 

I’m proud of NJ, coming in strong as the 6th highest concentration of Dunkin.

Seriously-she and her husband by all accounts donate to liberal causes, have participated in at least one major march, didn’t invite Javanka to their wedding, and to the best of my knowledge haven’t exactly been chilling at the White House or anything.

Note that Unilever, the same company you just slammed for owning Seventh Gen and Axe, also owns Ben and Jerry’s. 

Goddamn Bamba.

I normally dislike Mittens Romney, but I will give him this: out of all the GOP senators who said “WTF YOU CANT JUST OVERTHROW THE ELECTION” this weekend, his statement was by far the most eloquent and felt the most legitimately horrified. Whether he personally wrote it or someone on his staff, you could feel the…

Well, if you’re not getting your kid a cell phone plan right after they pass the Apgar, are you even a good parent?

This works if we’re debating the “old” conservative vs liberal divides like economic strategies and federal versus state government influences.

I vividly remember my last normal weekend. I went to one of those paint and sip nights with my girlfriend and her son, and then we went to a late dinner. The next day, I headed home and then drove to the shore to visit my parents for the weekend. It was the first weekend in March, and I remember that only because my…

Yea he’s an impressive chameleon like that. That’s why I think he’s lurching towards a more moderate approach (which I think, deep down, is his default state), because he’s thinking he can look like the grownup in the room.

I have a personal theory that Mittens is so bitter towards today’s GOP because he indulged them too much in 2012. I never liked him when he was the governor of MA, and I sure as hell didn’t vote for him then or in 2012.

Oh, see that makes sense...I wonder how many people are paying up front for just Fitness+ versus bundled or getting the three months free. That gives them more ramp-up time for sure.