There’s a diner by me that offers an eggs benedict over potato pancakes. It’s the greatest meal in the world, as long as you only plan to eat one meal that day.

YES! I was about to suggest the same thing. Pathfinder in that age range is the perfect car-can handle itself well, fun as hell to drive, and looks great.

Plus, while she probably didn’t know about it at the time, in the aftermath of the Varsity Blues bust and the kids being expelled for buying their way into school, people would be CONSTANTLY side-eyeing her degree. 

Excellent point!

Ah, see, it’s just me and/or my 5 year old, so if he’s in an “I am subsisting on air and gummy bears” phase it lasts longer than if he’s in a “I’ve swallowed a black hole, feed me until I pass out” phase. 

Do you happen to live near a Wegmans? Because Costco’s is great, but Wegmans at 4.99 is pretty good too. 

Those thin blue line flags confused the hell out of me at first, because the color scheme and blocking is not that different from the black/blue BDSM pride flag. When people first started putting those thin blue line flags on their cars, I spent a solid week wondering why the hell there were so many patriotic kinky…

I feel this way about rotisserie chicken. I can get a whole, plain, cooked chicken for $4.99, or I can buy a chicken and set aside a few hours to cook it properly.

I’m wondering if I can call up the Eternal Sunshine people about erasing the memory of that trailer. 

This is goddamn nightmare fuel. And the worst part is that my child adores all things Sonic, so I know I’m going to have to suffer through it.

Yea, with 17 years of hindsight I sort of wonder how we managed to NOT get thrown out...or how they even let us in, considering we were pretty trashed before we got there. 

I was a vegetarian for a while, and my first Passover skipping meat my grandma proudly showed me that she made me a bowl of chicken soup with just the vegetables. As in, she just picked the chicken out of the bowl, but she was so excited to serve it to me I politely ate a few bites, because how do you say no to a…

Surprisingly, a friend and I drunkenly fell asleep sitting on the floor of a club in Boston and no one noticed. It was noisy, we were talking, we got tired, we sat, suddenly it was last call.

Still, that feels like naming a color after him for the parents, not the kids. My kid DGAF about what Crayola calls a color, he’s going to call it blue. Or red. Or not red enough. Or too pink. Or too not pink.

I haven’t tried car milk yet. How is it against almond and soy milk? And do you think Honda or Toyota has better flavor?

It took me years before I could eat pork fried rice from a chinese restaurant after I got severe food poisoning from it once. I can’t say for certain it was the rice, but it was the one thing both my ex and I ate from that place that night. All I remember clearly was getting violently ill, then she got ill, then we…

For me it was spiced rum. I can’t even smell the stuff, and it’s been almost 20 years. 

I legit think I would have lost my shit whooping if Rebel Girl had kicked up at that moment...that would have been AMAZING. 

Good choice, but I would have gone with the fight scene set to “Just a Girl”, because until that moment I did not know how badly I needed a fight scene set to No Doubt.

Agreed. There are so many legal ways they could have used their money and influence to, you know, EDUCATE THEIR KIDS. I don’t really care either way about Kim Kardashian, but it does seem like she’s basically saying she wants her kids to do something and not just sit around on piles of money, and if her kids don’t…