The littlest worm I ever saw, was stuck inside my soda straw...

Are there vegas odds on whether Omid is secretly Josh Duggar?

I feel like this is an excellent satire sketch waiting to happen. 

Agreed. Whoever Huffman/Macy hired is worth it, because it went from her and Loughlin being the face of this to just Aunt Becky, with Huffman being held up as the responsible person taking their punishment quietly.

I recently learned that Victorians took a look at hair and thought “arts and crafts!” and it still creeps me out.

I think one thing we keep forgetting with this too is that this is basically revenge porn gone wild.

So am I the only person who watched the first season of Transparent, decided all of these people except Judith Light were awful human beings, and just gave up on the show? I didn’t see it as a fantastic bit of representation or that Maura was some sort of hero-I thought every main character was a selfish prick, there…

The number one lesson here: NEVER MESS WITH THE IRS. They are the Terminators of the federal government. They do not rest or sleep and they love going after anything tax evasion related. 

Wait that was a required tour? I’ve been there, I just wandered over and ordered beer. I guess I wasn’t paying much attention.

Eight episodes is probably the perfect amount-Season 2 stuck the landing with the final 3 episodes but it had a lot of filler in the middle that could have been cut without railroading the plot. 

Isn’t she a second generation Scientologist? I still think she’s batshit for being part of it, but if she was raised with it maybe she’s blinder to how weird it is...

And if you’re going to fly Frontier, try very hard not to fly them into or out of an airport where they are the main airline. Nothing like being stranded in Minneapolis and being told that Frontier MIGHT get you to Trenton the next day by way of Denver, but they can’t say for certain.

In my mid-20s I hated having to cook for myself. One night I was headed home after the gym, and thought I’d rather grab a sandwich and soda from 7-11 instead of the minimal effort involved in boiling water for pasta.

Seriously? If the kid scored a 1380 on her own and they wanted her to get over 1400, they could have just hired a tutor and had her re-take it. That’s cheaper and simpler.

I distinctly remember going to see some movie (Hook, maybe?) with my mom, and one of the Alien(s) movies had a trailer beforehand. My mom covered my eyes and the only thing I knew about the trailer was the noises and my mom making disapproving sounds the whole time. I think the actual trailer would have been less…

My son LOVED remote controls. Any and all remote controls. We used to give him old ones so he would stop stealing the ones we actually needed.

That sounds about right. For the record, expect a similar discussion the first time your kid gets the stomach flu.

It depends heavily on the other toppings. There’s a restaurant near my parents that has bacon shallot jam as an option for their burgers, and when you pair that with a fried egg it is jaw-droppingly good. On the other hand, it’s nearly impossible to pick it up and eat it because the combo of bacon jam and egg makes it…

I had an awful experience with a Mazda dealer in my area. I drove the same car for 10+ years, and when I was looking for a new car I knew I wanted a hatchback. I have weird vendetta against VW after tweaking my back trying to fit a carseat into my ex’s old Jetta, so VW was out, and Mazda was tops on my list followed…

I mean, it’s entirely possible...but a part of me feels like if the mayor of South Bend, Indiana can be an openly gay man, the senator from NJ who DIDN’T almost get indicted on various corruption charges should be fine to come out. It’s not like anyone in NJ is going to hold it against him, and hiding is a lot more…