Ok that’s so much worse than the time an army of albino spiders came crawling out of the vents of my Altima.

Ok, then seriously-New Brunswick is very diverse, and it’s way bigger than just a “college town”.

Assuming he works for either Rutgers Newark or Rutgers New Brunswick, he could find a culturally diverse neighborhood right where the campuses are located. I don’t know much about Newark’s campus but I grew up with Rutgers New Brunswick practically in my backyard-he can definitely find a funky neighborhood free of…

YES. I sat through Phantom Menace AND Attack of the Clones for my 5 year old recently. TPM was way too talky about trade federation wars, and I was totally confused how a galaxy with that level of technology couldn’t just go see if an entire planet was in fact under attack. And trying to explain Anakin and Padme in…

I feel like the best use would be as the crunchy topping on mac and cheese.

I agree. Also, I always thought “boarding school friends” was a code like “boston marriage”.

I grew up in NJ. Can confirm Action Park, aka Traction Park, was every bit as ridiculously dangerous as described.

Goddammit I loved that weirdo show.

I feel compelled to let you know that I had an Altima where the battery literally exploded once when I started it. That warranty might still come in handy!

Well, the source material does include a wildly out of place explosion featuring wanton destruction of property, so that’s right up Michael Bay’s alley.

I am so disappointed no one has made a mussel/muscle joke.

Speaking as the target demographic (a late 30s lesbian), you’re spot on.

I can confirm that a well-aimed shot from a squirt gun scares off a seagull-my son had a blast last summer playing patrol with grandpa and keeping the seagulls away using only a squirt gun.

Wait, was she saying THAT was taking shots at the original? I was under the impression her issue was that everyone’s talking like this time Charmed is going to be FEMINIST!, and that’s ignoring the fact that the OG Charmed was pretty damned feminist, especially the first 3 seasons. These were women who went out and…

Manifest sounds like The 4400 with an airplane instead of people being snatched through time.

And also, regardless of the royal family’s baggage, if you strip this down to the basics:

I’m especially confused because it sounds like she’s basically saying that during negotiations she didn’t just take the first offer, she asked them to see what they could do, and that’s how she gets paid well. It might easier for her now that she has GoT under her belt to do that, but it’s pretty straightforward…

I just buckle my groceries or other bulky items in with the seatbelt. Then I don’t have to worry if a fine, upstanding New Jersey driver cuts me off that my heavy items are about to projectile around the car.

Missed opportunities!

We did that at Best Buy. Every morning we had to chant “Who’s the best around? Watertown!” It was honestly kind of terrifying.