This story applies so many times, but my Altima battery exploding was the scariest. I got into the car, started it, there was a huge bang, and I wondered simultaneously if I’d angered an organized crime syndicate, if I was dead, and why all the lights went out. Thankfully, the mechanic was able to clean up the engine…

I had the same conversation with my mother this morning. She was asking why no one came forward when 30 Rock and Seth McFarland were making jokes about this years ago...and I pointed out there’s a big difference between hearing someone is a terrible pervert and having PROOF they are.

Of course sometimes there’s messed up situations like we have had ongoing-someone hit our car but was driving it without the permission of the owner, so the owner’s insurance wouldn’t pay, and our insurance company is now going after the driver directly for the money (they just left me a message yesterday updating me…

I am only somewhat ashamed to admit I am hooked on Bridget Essex’s various lesbian romance novels, which all follow one of two plots: either it involves lesbian knights from an alternate dimension who end up in modern day america and fall in love with a woman here (or vice versa, where the woman falls into the…

Plus State Street is the parent firm of the SPDR ETFs, which is why they have so much assets under management.

There’s a Jewish deli by my office with a sign that says “We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone ordering corned beef with mayo on white bread.”

I can’t decide if the socks or the weird clear shoes are freaking me out more...is that why they’re called hysteria?

I would guess a big chunk of that hinges on appropriate insurance coverage, or access to insurance at all.

All I know is that I will absolutely tune in if Leslie Jones is being interviewed by Megyn Kelly. They could just make that the cold open of SNL.

Also, FOOTBALL GAVE FRANK GIFFORDS CTE. FOOTBALL LITERALLY BROKE HER HUSBANDS BRAIN.

I refuse to accept any apologies until Honda explicitly apologizes for the existence of the CR-V. It has an ugliness that grows over time, going from a mildly unpleasant looking car to a hateful eyesore the more you see them on the highway.

My understand is that PF will set off the lunk alarm for many reasons, not just being a bro.

Deadlifts, squats, overhead press and rows are pretty basic and important movements. Everyone should at least know how to properly do these, because all of them translate to real-world strength (especially deadlift and overhead press-basically lifting something heavy off the ground or putting something heavy over your…

A few things to add as the parent of a kid with a non-top 8 allergy (sesame):

Yes! I love that site.

Am I the only weirdo who rolls out of bed at 445 and hits the gym by 5am on an empty stomach? I typically eat a little something when I get home and then a full breakfast once I get to work...I think it’s from years of running that my stomach is just trained to believe food before workout is bad, and I can’t shake…

Definitely Sandler.

The correct answer here is clearly an adaptation of “Kiss the Girls and Make Them Cry” starring James Bond’s lesbian twin sister.

The Honda CRV. I hate them so much I won’t even look at a Honda for any car. It feels like every Honda has been infected with bits of CR-V style.

We did baby led weaning because our baby basically insisted on it. He threw a fit anytime we offered him pureed anything, and we felt like terrible parents with a kid who wouldn’t eat solids...until one day he just reached over, snagged some broccoli from my wife’s plate, and chowed down like mad.