I always wanted an Accord station wagon, even in high school. I am one of those weird children that *dreamed* of one! And even I wouldn’t pay $30k for this car. 

I was jacked around in the same way on a Toyota tire warranty, after having driven it an hour and a half back to the shop for an appointment for the express purpose of changing tires. They wanted $1000 for something their warranty said was supposed to be free. I left. 

I know fuck all about cars-- I come to Jalopnik to learn-- and even I know this is bullshit. 

And, for the OP, the Lexus RX interior is DRAMATICALLY more comfortable than any Toyota.

(That’s because in places there is only 2" of annual snowfall, there are also no snowplows or any type of snow-related infrastructure, so if Texas Last Week happens, you’re totally fucked.)

I hadn’t read Jalopnik for a few months, and now I come back and everyone’s recommending minivans? What the hell has happened?

They are remarkably hard to find (compared to other Priuses). One of my best friends has one (for two kids and a dog) and I would seriously look at one, too, except I have 3 kids. 

You have a lot of good takes.

As another Cubs fan, I can assure you that the bigger surprise is that Jorge Soler is leading the league in games played. 

Yes. And both of them are allowed to be in the Top 5, all-time. Serena, Steffi, Martina, Chrissie, Venus. Margaret Court is disqualified for being a racist piece of shit.

If you don’t acknowledge Serena is the GOAT, then it’s probably not worth arguing any of this with you. 

“Because I’m one of the top 5 women’s players ever, and because I want to.” 

Not super great— in the 21-22 mpg range for mostly in-town driving.

Can confirm. I still DD an ‘03 Outback H6 with 228k miles. Drives through the snow like it’s not even there. And like you say, the styling still holds up. 

“Doesn’t make sense anymore.”

Plus, the Leicester defenders were basically daring him to.