So Trump is the American version of Jean Marie le Pen right? Xenophobia was/is the basis of both of their platforms.

There’s genuine reason to be concerned. California once elected Arnold Schwarzenegger as governor. Someone took that joke a bit far

Wow, I worked with this woman. She always changed the office Pandora station to country music. Not the good kind either, the new kind where women are compared to trucks and beer. I tried to be diplomatic and put on a top 40 radio station, but she always changed it back. We had so many passive aggressive stare downs.

Look at all those people. Just shiningly gleeful at the prospect of being able to completely fuck your life by electing this walking lactose-intolerance fart.

“Do what kids you want.”

People won’t be riding hoverboards in six months or six years but police sure will be violently arresting Black people.

I stop being friends with them. And now, in my 27th year, I have thinned out my friend ranks because it’s not my job to educate or enlighten or try to change people’s minds. There’s no way in hell I can act civilly with the lady I went to high school with who’s intensely pro-birth/anti-choice. I don’t have the drive…

Finally, something goes right for this guy.

He laughs at him. He's friendly w Trump on a personal basis so he doesn't totally lambast him, but he makes it pretty clear that he thinks it's a joke. Howard is a democrat and a Hillary supporter so far.

The only Christians in this country who I genuinely think can claim persecution are black congregations whose churches keep going up in flames.

When you come from a position of privilege, being treated like everyone else seems like persecution.

First, the lawsuit ... a guy named Edson Ricci claims LiLo owes him $26,400 for transportation services he performed for Lindsay ...

I think the issue is more about health care (which was a big part of what Kain was fighting for) and the fact the student makes no money of their likeness/signature where the college or NCAA can (the Ed O’Bannon case). Which is unfair.

Immediately below is a list of people that Bernie Sanders is much less-bad than:

America doesn’t know what the left looks like. We think a person who doesn’t devote the majority of their time to legislating against abortion is axiomatically a leftist.

She’s a cousin who was supposed to have her own special until Pedophile McGee ruined things.

I guessed on all of them except the Anna Hathaway one and still got 4 right! I’m good at quizzes (right?)

I was dumbfounded by Carson’s and Cruz’s responses, but then I remembered that I was watching a clown convention and resumed laughing.

Those were actual candidates last night? I thought it was one of those SNL election specials. Wasn’t that Will Ferrell playing Bush?